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Category Archives: Humour
Operation Global Media Domination: The Helen Mirren Situation
I am thrilled to the very core of my being to report that thanks to the mysterious workings of the intertubes this humble blog is now #1 in Google searches for
“Helen Mirren Naked.”
Once again, that search term is Helen Mirren Naked. For the hard of reading, we repeat: Helen Mirren Naked.
And that blog post is here Helen Mirren Topless: Tardis Companion Hot.
How I Roll
He’s my homey.
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Psyche!
From the front page of the Guardian, italics mine:
State funeral planned for Lady Thatcher
- The Guardian,
- Monday July 14, 2008
Lady Thatcher is expected to be granted the rare honour of a state funeral when she dies.
Aw, man! I should always read past the jump before making plans. Now what am I gonna do with all this Champagne?
Operation Global Media Domination: the Search Term Situation
Longtime raincoaster readers will fondly recall the old search term roundups of yore. That was before nekkid Britney Spears and Hairy Potter blew all other search terms off the list. Alas, these days unless I check my stats page within an hour of the new stats day’s dawn, I’m stuck with a list that looks depressingly like:
- Britney Spears sex tape
- BRITNEY SPEARS SEX TAPE
- Britney sextape
- Hairy Potter
- Harry Potter nekkid
- naked Daniel Radcliffe
- penis Radcliffe Spears fur
- beaver shots
- fairy [sometimes Cthulhu instead, especially on the high holiday of Squidmas]
- etc, etc.
Very boring, I think you’ll agree. Today I became uncontrollably excited when I realized I’d actually gotten some links to other things:
| ingrid betancourt | 15 |
| lolgoth | 12 |
| britney spears sex tape | 10 |
| daniel radcliffe | 9 |
| britney sex tape | 9 |
| fairy | 8 |
| beaver shots | 7 |
| the outsiders | 4 |
| steve jobs | 4 |
| fish pedicure |
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, fish pedicure! We have, in fact, two fish pedicure posts, Smells Like a Fish and Getting Oral is Good for You, both of which are self-evidently true.
You may now resume your Britney Spears Sex Tape surfing. Fnord.
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