Category Archives: Humour

Operation Global Media Domination: operation indemnification

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TIALook, people, it’s FAKE. It’s not her. Now will you please either go away or read more posts on the blog?

Seriously, 960 hits yesterday, 998 hits the day before, just through searches for “Britney Spears Sex Tape” for which it appears I google rather highly (higher, indeed, than my sources).

Too bad posts tagged “Porn” don’t get counted in Top Posts; I’d own that damn list. Also: innnnnneresting that men surf for porn more on long weekends. Must be spending all that time with the family that does it!

My hits overall are up, but the fact is these literal wankers are not hanging around to contribute to the kaliedoscope of wonderment that is the ol’ raincoaster blog, nossir; they are wimping out limping out and backing out and going back to, presumably, their mothers’ basements to assuage their undying existential pain by giving it up the butt to their stuffed Wookiee yet another bleak and pointless night.

I get the sense they’re not really Digging me! Submit to raincoaster!!! If you do, she might just find a way to give you control of Britney Spears’ Sex Tape after all!

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The Landing: Homeland Security won’t save you now

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Oh, this is just not going to go well.

From ScaryIdeas, via Fark.

star wars

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the view from the conveyorbelt

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The sushi’s point of view in a Japanese mall. Random and charming. You can see the difference made by a more upscale sushi locale here.

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the most 80’s music video of all time?

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You tell me. Presenting Pat and Mick, of whom I have never heard, performing their apparent non-hit I Haven’t Stopped Dancing Yet. Note omnipresent ambiguous, yet powerful, sexuality, along with the presence of two Robert Palmer dancers, a great number of apparently gay boys with great asses and pleated pants, and perhaps the most heinous unironic mullet I’ve ever seen. As one of the commenters said, “Looks like an Afghan Hound trying to have sex with a Geography Teacher.”

The only real competition for this title that I can see is this classic. We are strong, dammit, and we have fabulous accessories!

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quiz: are you strange?

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Heh, you could say that. But if you did I’d have you thrown in the dungeon.

You Are 81% Strange!

You are pretty darn strange. You’re quirky and odd, and definitely not normal. But that’s great–it makes you an interesting person. You aren’t exactly as strange as they come, but congratulations on being quite unique!

How Strange Are You?
Quizzes for MySpace

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