This is rather reminiscent of those “condensed bedtime stories” designed so that busy parents won’t have to spend much of their precious time with their precious offspring. Looks like somebody needs a little lecture on safety and a large one on not looking like an ass in public.
Where does she put the latte?
From a livejournal of faraway and exotic Seattle, via reddit.
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Well this was a foregone conclusion.
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via Archie, from whom I ruthlessly rent this image. Sue me, O Patriarchal One (IF you dare!)!
Instead of on innocent rollerbladers such as myself.
Because I will cut you, bitch!
Notorious novelist Chuck Pahowdoyouspellthatianuk has a new book out, but more importantly a new internet timewaster! Click here to play the Rant Game, which is all about causing the biggest possible car crash. My sister should be a natural!
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