Slipperier than strip poker, but you start naked and slimy. Subtle difference…
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Category Archives: Jokes
quote o’ the day: Oscar Wilde, on Canada
“So this is Winnipeg.
I can tell it’s not Paris.”
Oscar Wilde, on his North American tour.
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quiz: what kind of meat are you?
Oh my. While I was going to quarrel with the findings here on general principles, that last line is almost scarily accurate, give or take six inches.
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internet interpersonal skillz
emoticons of the gods
Here, by way of UniqueDaily (for whose 286 clickthroughs to SuperOctopus we are very grateful indeed) is the super global masterlist of internet emoticons. From Midget Smileys to Mega Smileys, it’s got them all.
For those unfamiliar with the concept, emoticons are what geeks have instead of facial expressions, body language, or interpersonal skillz.
Some practical examples you can put to immediate use in your daily lives:
{:-) User wears a toupee.
}:-( Toupee in an updraft.
:-[ User is a vampire.
:-E Bucktoothed vampire.
:-F Bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing.
-:-) User is a punk rocker.
-:-( Real punk rockers don’t smile.
(8-o It’s Mr. Bill!
d8= Your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat.
C= 2>;*{)) A drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an updraft, a mustache, and a double chin.
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