Ten Top Trivia Tips about Cthulhu!

 

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Cthulhu!
from the Mechanical Contrivium

Nice tats!

  1. Cthulhu cannot burp – there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in its stomach.
  2. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are Cthulhu.
  3. The number one cause of blindness in the United States is Cthulhu.
  4. 99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as Cthulhu.
  5. Cthulhu invented the wheel in the fourth millennium BC.
  6. Peanuts and Cthulhu are beans!
  7. Apples are covered with a thin layer of Cthulhu.
  8. at least unless he buys you dinner first!In Japan it is considered rude to talk with Cthulhu in your mouth!
  9. It took Cthulhu 22 years to build the Taj Mahal.
  10. Cthulhu once came third in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest.

Oh dear god, please don’t let #7 be true!!!

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best presents in history: dick in a box and box in a box

Justin Timberlake, something tells me you just might get lucky…and this time, with a girl who can sing, too! Here are the best-matched Christmas presents since O. Henry‘s great short story, Gift of the Magi.

This is a video response to Timberlake’s SNL video Dick in a Box, which you can see in its uncensored glory here. “Backstage at the CMA’s,” I mean, WTF???

And now, Box in a Box:

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Shakespeare is a virus

go ahead, make Samuel L. Jackson's day, punk.

or at least a meme. Try this if you dare! Ærchie rushed in where tenured profs fear to type, and here’s a sample:

The quality of WordPress is not strain’d,
It droppeth little hints as the gentle rain
From DrMike upon the wordpress forum: it is twice blest;
It blesseth him that writes and him that reads:
‘Tis mightiest in the blogosphere: it becomes
The throned monarch much better than all competition;
His stats show the force of technorati power,
The attributes of Andy’s widgets surpass all,
Wherein askimet doth ease the fear of spam…

Read the rest of this moving masterwork before Kenneth Branagh buys up the rights.

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pic o’ the day: Premonition by Beth Cavener Stichter

Sent along by Lori, and much appreciated, particularly as it relates to some of the more informed comments on this post, in which Shakespeare loses the smackdown to a million blogging Lovecrafty Squid.

if this is the premonition, I can't say the future looks bright

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blogging: act III, scene 1: an allegory in iambic pentameter (more or less)

NEED MORE MONKEYS

The Big Question

To blog, or not to blog: that is the question:
Whether ’tis nobler in the blogosphere to suffer
The flames and scrapings of outrageous trolls,
Or to take arms against a web of aggro
And by contacting their ISPs, end it? To ban: to delete;
No more; and by deletion to say we end
The meme-pests and the thousand spam comments
That blogs are heir to, ’tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wish’d. To ban: to delete;
To delete: perchance to start a forum: ay, there’s the rub;
For in that Technorati void what YouTubes may rest unblogged
When we have shuffled off this blogging platform,
Must give us pause: there’s the dynamic ranking
That makes calamity of a dead URL;
For who would bear the Monty Python quotes and casino links of trolls,
The support staff’s delay, the corporate parent’s avarice,
The pangs of despised fandom, the copyright infringement enforcement,
The insolence of office workers and the spurns
That regular updating of the dilettantish LiveJournallers takes,
When he himself might his quietus make
With a critical keystroke? who would Farkers bear,
To grunt and sweat under flourescent lights,
But that the dread of missing a new meme,
The undiscover’d bit bucket from whose bourn
No blogmeister returns, puzzles the will
And makes us rather bear those glitches we have
Than fly to platforms that we know not of?
Thus WordPress does make cowards of us all;
And thus the native hue of e-cool-hunting
Is sicklied o’er with the pale cast of doubt,
And blogs of great pith and merriment
With this regard their RSS feeds turn awry,
And lose the name of action.–Soft you now!
The fair Bloggie Awards! Nymph, in thy nominations
Be all my Top Posts remember’d.

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