Popular Science was pretty wacky and paranoid in 1956. I guess they were still recovering from the war, in that REAL waterskiiers were apparently rationed or something.
To which one can only reply:
I mean seriously, dude, whatte BE this?
Worde.
Willow Smith's new do: Let's see her try to whip THAT back and forth
She’s had another makeover, it appears. Here’s her new video for that Wonder’s One Hit, I Whip My Hair Back and Forth.
Oh, these kids today!
And now, as a sort of mindless mind’s eye bleach, here are your celebrity gossip links, today brought to you by CORN!
Britney Spears is corny (Lolebrity)
Just say YES to creamed corn and ketchup with this delicacy (Manolofood)
“Evergreen” is still the top kernel of corn (raincoaster)
Joan Collins’ liquor is a little more rarefied (ayyyy)
Gaga’s brains are totally frittata (AgentBedhead)
Chris CORNell (BusyBeeBlogger)
Duelling cornballs, nobody wins! (CelebDirtyLaundry)
Bagel-to-Perogy communications perfected (DippedInCream)
Kingston’s just a niblet off the ol’ cob (CelebritySmack)
What the Adele? Isn’t WalMart too cornepone? (CelebVIPLounge)
Elisabetta Corn-all-ass (CityRag)
Aw, shucks, Canada’s hottest export returns! (DailyStab)
Gaga’s husky voice comes from the Whiskey Yoga Diet (GirlsTalkinSmack)
I always forget which one is Korny (FitFabCeleb)
Bieber creamed! (SeriouslyOMG)
Daniel Radcliffe is all Aw Shucks (CeleBitchy)
She’s a niblet, and shrinking! (TheSkinny)
Nice stalks! (GossipTeen)
Is that a corncob in your pocket, Brad, or??? (HaveUHeard)
Simon Cowell is picking Canada’s best crop of niblets (INeedMyFix)
If Gwyneth Paltrow is a vegan, does that make her a cannibal? (AmyGrindhouse)
Britney got her silks combed (PoorBritney)
Sui, Sui, pig, pig, pig (PopBytes)
Mariah’s ready to pop (EvilBeet)
Oh dear, looks like somebody’s mad enough to curdle butterbeer!
- Harry Potter will kick Judas’ ass
From JarOfHearts:
JUDAS WAS HIS FRIEND
AND HE BETRAYED HIM
HE
WAS
HIS
FRIEND
Oh dear. This will not end well.
Let’s change the subject, shall we? Howabout something nice and fluffy, like some gossip links? Wouldn’t that be nice? Sure it would:
Backstage with Dali (raincoaster)
Fresh Heiress (Ayyyy)
Who’s the Boss? (ManoloFood)
Don Draper, Math Man (Lolebrity)
The first step is admitting you have a problem, Gwyneth (AgentBedhead)
Jack Sparrow to fly again (BusyBeeBlogger)
Your annual Taylor Swift post-breakup “learning experience” post (CeleBitchy)
Boy takes Backstreet to Rehab (CelebDirtyLaundry)
Christina Hendricks, nudie Juggalo? (CelebritySmack)
Snowman of the damned (CityRag)
Imminent arrival puts crimp in Kate Hudson’s dating game (DailyStab)
Rachel Zoe repurposes (GirlsTalkinSmack)
Justin Bieber is allergic to stunt casting (HaveUHeard)
Too much macho in one photo (INeedMyFix)
Oprah cheeses out (PopBytes)
Yet another legacy model zones out (TheSkinny)
There, all better.
Wolverine was a big hit on the Carnaval Cruise Line lido deck
I don’t know about you, but when I think about tips for managing those tricky adolescent hormonal and emotional firestorms, I think first of the cast of the original Star Trek. Here are Kirk and Spock starring in a Nerdy Instructional Film on the highly fraught topic of Anger Management.
Oh, this is pure genius, this is. The apparently-demented Ryan Iverson channels Werner Herzog reading that holiday children’s classic, A Visit from St. Nicholas, aka T’was the Night Before Christmas.
Sweet dreams, kiddies!
And now, to your thrice-weekly self-serving gossip links:
Christmas Caroling with GWAR! (raincoaster)
Julian Assange is no Time Lord (Lolebrity)
The most important question of our time (Ayyyy)
Care for a Tumbler? (ManoloFood)
This Christmas, give the gift of Goopy Schadenfreude (AgentBedhead)
Because Thetans are very low in fat and calories (BusyBeeBlogger)
Oh silly Shania, Canada doesn’t have hillbillies! (CeleBitchy)
RIP the only police detective to throw a “Your Favorite 4th Century BC Greek Philosopher” costume party and get away with it (CelebDirtyLaundry)
Ho, ho, ho, and others besides the Kardashians too (GirlsTalkinSmack)
The Curse of 30 Rock strikes again! (HaveUHeard)
The lead cellist was extremely resistant to his suggestion to “bring his A-game” (INeedMyFix)
Take a tour of Jack Black’s colon! (SeriouslyOMG)
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