Category Archives: Porn

Operation Global Media Domination: Egg Day

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TIADon’t ask me why. Blog works in mysterious ways. But today, if you’ll just scroll down and see, is Egg Day. If you’re feeling generous, you can even include the post from yesterday about the trichinosis worms (I mean, it’s the eggs that getcha, right? and there were millions of the wee buggers, so that’s gotta count for at least one, right?).

But it’s a sure bet that Egg Day is not gonna rock the same hits as Gay Pirate Day.

Yesterday we welcomed many, many intellectuals to our blog; for one thing, they loved to hate on the Margaret Atwood. For another, their searches included Nobel Prize winners, Geoffrey Chaucer, the New Testament, and a poignant question about whether or not The Scorpions still count as celebrities.

No.

On the other hand, today they’re back looking for that elusive Narnia Porn. Other searched-for items included free porn movies of nutty sex yelling sex porn SOMALI SEX MOVIE somali porn movies aslan porn. And Mitsou, but that’s hardly an improvement. So here, for all you pervy, unsatisfied, yet counted-on-an-equal-basis-with-Ernest-Hemingway-scholar fetishists, we present your Narnia fix:

Narnia

and sometimes you don’t WANT to know

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TIASearches that led people to my blog yesterday:

curling porn, "And with strange aeons death may die, " viggo mortensen porn, cocaine corner, wendy messner cbc, hooker story, red corvette middle age

Supah. So somewhere out there are several people with unslaked curling fetishes, some random Cthulhu cultists, and many, many sexually deprived, desperate middle-aged keyboard jockeys.

But…Wendy Messner????? Now THAT is kinky.

Greatest Hits

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Well it looks like Metro has taken a page from raincoaster's book and started seeding his blog with provocative, search-engine friendly words to boost his hits. And the little fucker has surpassed raincoaster, something which raincoaster will not forget quickly, yea though aeons should pass and the Earth be cleared off by the Great Old Ones and crumble to the dust which is the substance of the blind idiot god Azathoth, who bubbles and blasphemes at the centre of the universe forever, nope, raincoaster will hold that grudge. raincoaster knows this, for lo, raincoaster recieved six Thirteen! clickthroughs from that goddam post, indicating a hit count comfortably in the three figures at least.

raincoaster is not proud, but raincoaster is too proud to Paris Hilton Sex Tapeseed her blog with the words "naked pictures of Paris Hilton." Well, except to point out to the dear boy that he should also have used "nude pictures of Paris Hilton," "Paris Hilton naked," "Paris Hilton nekkid," "nude pix Paris Hilton," and, of course "Perez Hilton Naked!"

Also, spurn not the Porn tag. She is your friend.

what planet did you say you were from again?

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Show me! Show you!Kikkoman

Kikkoman! Kikkoman!

He came from the planet of soy

Warrior of justice, Kikkoman!

Yes, that’s what the world truly needs: a bisexual, fish-headed, soy-based sauce-themed beefcake porn cartoon superhero with a motorcycle, a white cat, a youthful “ward,” a seductive female adversary, a loincloth, and a propensity for standing on top of telephone poles in high winds. Look, up in the sky…it’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s a suspiciously elevated white loincloth!

Operation Global Media Domination: Porn Coaster????

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TIAA big, friendly welcome to the three people who’ve reached this blog through searching for the term “Porn Coaster.” Maybe not as friendly as they were expecting, but still.

porn coaster 3
starbucks fatman 1
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cocaine corner 1

So I guess all those posts about Kantian Deontology just fell by the wayside, eh? And what about the Squidfans, dammit? I really put out for you people! Oh, fine, have your calamari and eat your Kiwa Hirsuta too. Coke, Republicans, fat people at Starbucks (try Vancouver, Washington; I know whereof I speak), and laff riots from earthquake-devastated, tinderbox countries. Now, I’m a cynic, but you people worry even me.