quiz: are you an internet junkie?

This one’s a big Well Duh! I had thought of following up on Mistress Cowfish’s What Dog Are You quiz (I’m an Australian Cattle Dog, like fewer than 1% of respondents; all I want to know is: is the baby-eating compulsory or optional?) but somehow found this quiz much more relevant.

71%

Hardcore Junkie (61% – 80%)
While you do get a bit of sleep every night and sometimes leave the house, you spend as much time as you can online. You usually have a browser, chat clients, server consoles, and your email on auto check open at all times. Phone? What’s that? You plan your social events by contacting your friends online. Just be careful you don’t get a repetitive wrist injury…


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And for the record, my DJ name is perfect; obviously there’s something to this quiz thingamabob!

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quiz: which tarot card are you

You are The High Priestess

Science, Wisdom, Knowledge, Education.

The High Priestess is the card of knowledge, instinctual, supernatural, secret knowledge. She holds scrolls of arcane information that she might, or might not reveal to you. The moon crown on her head as well as the crescent by her foot indicates her willingness to illuminate what you otherwise might not see, reveal the secrets you need to know. The High Priestess is also associated with the moon however and can also indicate change or fluxuation, particularily when it comes to your moods.

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And before you get too snippy about tarot, how scientific do you think the What World Leader and What Classic Movie Are You quizzes were, eh? Answer me that!

Stole this from Maikopunk, who stole it from JNads.

quiz: which famous leader are you?

I normally wouldn’t post two quizzes in one day, but hellfire! This just makes me look so damn good…although I’d have preferred a more flattering picture.


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quiz: what classic movie are you?

 Ya know, I should probably pretend this was a surprise…but no.

Stolen from Metro, who stole it from Nag on the Lake.


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Quiz: the Interview interview

Be a journalist; or smell just like one!

This is the pop culture quiz given to hopeful job applicants at Andy Warhol’s Interview magazine. Ah, remember the Eighties? Well it seems so does whoever wrote this quiz: I’m a little surprised it doesn’t have Peter Beard and Maud Adams on it, but maybe there’s a Page Two I haven’t located yet.

See how well you do, and yes, it appears that the last one is a typo. I thought it was that scam artist John Hawkins but no, they really meant Stephen Hawking, with whom we are, of course, intimately familiar, featuring as we do his Christmas album. Oh, and did you hear Romeo is divorcing his wife? No idea if it’s for another nurse or just for physical protection, but if there’s a god in heaven Elaine Hawking will end up with David Gest.

I have ticked off the ones I can identify; how’d you do, and if it’s “not well” can I have your job?

From The Smoking Gun:

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Phillip Taaffe
Michael Roberts
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Wayne Maser
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Michaelangelo Signorile
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Jack Pierson
Tibor Kalman
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Jason Weinberg
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Steven Klein
Victoria Bartlett
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Steven Hawkin (sic) Checked box symbol ?