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A Junky’s Christmas podcast

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I’m trying this again, just because I’m that damn stubborn. Totally worth it if you get it working, though.

[odeo=http://studio.odeo.com/audio/4609413]

Yay, I got it working! Good thing, because YouTube has been sketchier than a wild junky on the lookout for a hit lately.

Hurray! Happy feelings! Happy! Happy! Happy!

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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Cthulhu!

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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Cthulhu!
from the Mechanical Contrivium

Nice tats!

  1. Cthulhu cannot burp – there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in its stomach.
  2. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are Cthulhu.
  3. The number one cause of blindness in the United States is Cthulhu.
  4. 99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as Cthulhu.
  5. Cthulhu invented the wheel in the fourth millennium BC.
  6. Peanuts and Cthulhu are beans!
  7. Apples are covered with a thin layer of Cthulhu.
  8. at least unless he buys you dinner first!In Japan it is considered rude to talk with Cthulhu in your mouth!
  9. It took Cthulhu 22 years to build the Taj Mahal.
  10. Cthulhu once came third in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest.

Oh dear god, please don’t let #7 be true!!!

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Father Guido Sarducci sings the Beatles!

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The great Father Guido Sarducci was probably responsible for turning more coke-addled, Mineshaft-going athiests into alcoholic, community-center-haunting Catholics than any other figure of the late Twentieth Century. Here, in a special appearance at the Vatican, he performs a medly of Beatles tunes to a typically adoring crowd.

Father Guido Sarducci has spent the past thirty years living and working in the United States as gossip columnist and rock critic for the Vatican newspaper L’Osservatore Romano. Recently, he was also appointed Assistant Managing Editor for the Vatican Inquirer.
American audiences first became familiar with Father Sarducci during the golden years of “Saturday Night Live,” when he appeared regularly as a commentator on “Weekend Update.” He has also been a frequent and welcome guest on “The Tonight Show” and “David Letterman.”

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pic o’ the day: Premonition by Beth Cavener Stichter

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Sent along by Lori, and much appreciated, particularly as it relates to some of the more informed comments on this post, in which Shakespeare loses the smackdown to a million blogging Lovecrafty Squid.

if this is the premonition, I can't say the future looks bright

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quiz: which crappy Christmas present are you?

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Oh, man; story of my life. Hmmm, not flattering, but I guess it’s still better than an acrylic sweater. Stolen from the highly ripoff-worthy Cindy RedDeer.


You Are a Losing Lottery Ticket!


Full of hope and promise.

But in the end, a cheap letdown.

What Crappy Christmas Gift Are You?