passed along by Archie from something he saw on the web:
“Mrs. Peel taught me that strength and confidence are even more feminine than finding the perfect outfit and Mr. Steed taught me that a man shines most brilliantly when he doesn’t block the light of the woman sitting next to him.”
Skanks, wiggers, and rednecks everywhere rejoice as today their Vestal “Virgin” Britney Spears, tosses aside Husband #2 as the first step on the long march to eventual penniless and dubiously-titled decrepitude.
Yep, she’s single. TMZ via Gawker has the report. I have only one question:
DOES JUSTIN KNOW?
…citing “irreconcilable differences.” In her petition, Spears asks for both legal and physical custody of the couple’s two children, one-year old Sean Preston and two-month old Jayden James, with Federline getting reasonable visitation rights.
As for money, sources tell TMZ the couple, who married in Oct. 2004, has an iron-clad prenup. Not surprisingly, Spears is waiving her right to spousal support. She’s also asking the judge to make each party pay their own attorney’s fees.
Spears gives the date of separation as yesterday, the same day she flaunted her incredible revamped physique during a surprise appearance on David Letterman‘s show.
Boys, you know what it takes: nice arms, a collection of tats, a pretty face, the ability to wear clothes large enough to fit an entire family of nomads inside, and proof of fertility. Deafness is a plus, or at least one of god’s small mercies in this case.
Good luck and god speed.
Oh, and the news about the sex tape is here.
Liberated in the name of the people from Gawker, and just in time for the election.
Whichever one of you came here through a search for “why michael j. fox pleasures his fans,” you need to talk to me, baby.
What did you hear, when did you hear it, who has he pleasured, and, most importantly, how is he?
< tastelessness > some of us have been looking for a way to combine the perfect man and the perfect vibrator for a very long time < / endtastelessness >
Brunch For Breast Cancer
The ‘Save These’ Girls Calendar Launch Party
(the must-give Christmas present this year)
May 1st 2006. Halifax Nova Scotia.
Four amazing Canadian men in the spirit and passion for the cause set off on an epic 8000 km longboarding trip across Canada raising money and awareness for a cure to this insidious disease.
Push for the Cure (Carlos Koppen, Benjamin Jordan, Rob Lewis and Aaron Jackson) has heightnened awareness in a unique way.
They have brought home a realisation and deeper understanding in men for the much-loved women in their lives. In addition to raising over $40,000 for the Canadian Breast Cancer Foundation.
October 9th 2006. Vancouver BC. Poppy D, freelance photographer and friends welcome them with fundraising events and a showcase/auction of the unique and beautiful images, The ‘Save These’ Girls.
October 16th The ‘Save These’ Girls calender is born. 12 images 12 months and the “must give” Christmas present of the year.
November 12th, You’re cordially invited to join us for the launch party ‘Brunch for Breast Cancer’. Meet the girls, buy the calendar, view the exhibit, and enjoy the divine cuisine and terroir of Cassis Bistro.
Dress for the this fun and social afternoon soire of Brunch and Bucks Fizz!
The “save these” calender will be on display at Cassis Bistro for the next month.
Launch Party Details:
When: Sunday November 12th, 12-6pm
Where: Cassis Bistro, 420 W.Pender
RSVP: Poppy D 778.316.2545
Mark Graham 778.322.9474
Websites: poppyd.mosaicglobe.com
www.pushforthecure.com
www.cassisvancovuer.com
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