Oh noes, does this mean I’m a catblogger?
His acolytes are everywhere… and they all have Olde Newe Englande accents. A great original short film about The Call of Tutu. Don’t open that door, old man!
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Category Archives: Supernatural
Sunday sermon at the Esoteric Order of Dagon
I’m assuming you know the original source of which this is an obscene and unspeakable (and Constitutionally-protected) mockery, right? He’s getting quite litigious these days, so I’m not going to link to him, nor to the source from whence I obtained this accursed and unmentionable document. Click to view full-size and read, gasping, while the blood freezes in your veins and the very stars stand still to watch in awe-struck horror.
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cheeto Barbaro!
What are the odds a messy, drunken, bereft and adrift cheeto-positive Britney didn’t put in the winning $69.69 bid for this literally cheesy memento of the late great mucilage component? Stolen from Bridlepath.
I couldn’t eat him. It wouldn’t be right. Everybody loves Cheetos, but we love Barbaro even more. I don’t know what made me look at this one before I ate it, know it sounds crazy, but I’m sure I heard Barbaro neighing in my ear. He sounded a little horse, but it was loud enough for me stop eating and look at him. The rest is history and now we can share him with the world!
…Cheetos Barbaro will expire, BUT YOU CAN SAVE HIM!
…Please do not bid unless you are serious about taking care of Barbaro. Barbaro probably would like to hang around a while longer–NEIGH, HE SAYS HE WANTS TO LIVE FOREVER! So its up to you to make it happen. He needs to be mounted in a place of honor in a good, stable home.
BARBARO LIVES!
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Celebrating the 70th anniversary of the Transition of Howard Phillips Lovecraft
God grant me the grace to pump out something decent in memory of the 70th anniversary of the death of HP Lovecraft, the power to force the audio player to work, and the wisdom to come back later and edit this into something that makes a helluva lot more sense than it does at 4:18am.
Audio from SFFAudio, via SFSignal. For more audio of forbidden madness, check out this roundup of all available HP Lovecraft audio.
Yog-sothoth be praised! If you’ve been looking for H.P. Lovecraft audio look no farther! We’ve compiled a list of all the story readings and audio dramas that we know about! Most of these “old ones” are out of print but once you know it exists you’re half way to finding it – though perhaps that’s not the wisest move. If you own one of these audiobooks and can provide more details or a scan of the cover art please send us an email. But no copies of the Necronomicon please …. we’re crazy enough!
and now, here’s your Podcast of the Elder Gods:
The Dunwich Horror
(23 minutes)
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emoticons of the gods
Here, by way of UniqueDaily (for whose 286 clickthroughs to SuperOctopus we are very grateful indeed) is the super global masterlist of internet emoticons. From Midget Smileys to Mega Smileys, it’s got them all.
For those unfamiliar with the concept, emoticons are what geeks have instead of facial expressions, body language, or interpersonal skillz.
Some practical examples you can put to immediate use in your daily lives:
{:-) User wears a toupee.
}:-( Toupee in an updraft.
:-[ User is a vampire.
:-E Bucktoothed vampire.
:-F Bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing.
-:-) User is a punk rocker.
-:-( Real punk rockers don’t smile.
(8-o It’s Mr. Bill!
d8= Your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat.
C= 2>;*{)) A drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an updraft, a mustache, and a double chin.
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