blogrolling in our time: the Manolo and Cemeteries!

TIAYes, it’s been awhile since we had one of our patented updates from Operation Global Media Domination, so I know you must all be missing it terribly. I feel your pain. I heal your pain.

In the quest for global media domination, there are many milestones that must be reached: Technorati to make one’s bitch, Gawker commenter status to be gained, getting banned and returning, flamewars to be won, Diggs to be dugg, and most of all, blogrolls upon which to be listed. Yes, having your way with other people’s blogrolls is a critical prerequisite to world conquest, as any link-exchange junkie could tell you. And in the world of blogrolls, well, there are blogrolls and then there are blogrolls, if you know what I mean.

The Manolo has blogrolled me! It is the superfantastic!

Yes, the muse of the mule, the genius of the galosh, the Picasso of the pump, the nemesis of the Croc, The Manolo Shoeblogger has selected yours truly for his blogroll, and has shown us the luv to the tune of about 45 new readers, all of whom are asking themselves what in HELL I have in common with a shoe fashion blogger dandy of delicate sensibilities and refined elegance. Me too, but I’ll take the link, for I loves the Manolo deeply and would never own Crocs: why, for scaring the squirrels out of the garbage I put on a pair of platform thongs with beaded floral straps, I do, even if all I’m wearing on the rest of me is a towel.

TMI. Sorry, Mercury‘s in retrograde or something.

In any case, global media domination is a giving thing, an exercise in community-building at its most basic level (ie I end up owning the community). So in order to keep the karma snowball rolling in the right direction, we here at the ol’ raincoaster blog have added to our own blogroll, and we have done so in the simplest of ways. We surfed around and found neato shit and clicked “Add to Blogroll” (and let no blogger say that WordPress doesn’t have a sense of community; that’s a genius innovation!). So:

Welcome to the blogroll (and not a moment too soon), Cemeteries!

Anna Nicole Smith, angel

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why God took Anna Nicole

Because He needed to fill a critical staffing position:

Remember: Anna Nicole wants you to get laid this Valentine’s Day.

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Cthulhudance

Is this the next great web sensation? After a few drinks it’s just as catchy as the damn hampsterdance, ya know. What better way to start off the day than with a screen full of writhing, twitching, gibbering Elder Gods, eh?

Cthulhudance!CthulhudanceCthulhudance!
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the call of Cthulhu!

The call of Cthulhu!!!!

from Cthulhu Creates!

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the amazing psychic psalmon

The amazing psychic psalmon 

Whatever your feelings about internet quizzes or shady, backstreet fortune tellers be they ever so finned, cartilaginous or bony, you must admit that this psychic salmon, from Dan Piraro, creator of the Bizarro comics, certainly was dead-on with its fortune for raincoaster here.

Profile:
You have often experienced a sense of dizziness and even eurphoria after blowing your nose too hard.

Future:
Later this week, your face will suddenly be covered with unusual markings. Do not fear this development, instead, be proud and proclaim your superiority to others loudly.

See what I mean? Scary good. Psolomonic, in fact. I mean, no matter what happens, I always remain proud and proclaim my superiority to others loudly. Duh.

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