quiz: the Canadian slang proficiency test

Certified Canuck
You earned a total score of 76 %
There’s maple sugar running through your veins, isn’t there?
My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

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You scored higher than 99% on proficiency

Link: The Canadian Slang Proficiency Test written by green_apple_ on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

From Laverne & Shirley, via Azahar.

Greenpeace blames Canada! And Espana!

via Digital Doodles.

Oh my god, they killed Squiddy!

ALL CHARACTERS AND EVENTS IN THIS SHOW — EXCEPT THE BOTTOM TRAWLING — ARE ENTIRELY FICTIONAL. ALL CELEBRITY VOICES ARE IMPERSONATED… POORLY. THIS VIDEO CONTAINS COARSE LANGUAGE AND DUE TO ITS CONTENT SHOULD ONLY BE VIEWED BY SPANISH FISHERMEN.

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ad placement o’ the day

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From the Sun, via Fark, which seems to have totally missed this charming juxtaposition. You must go to the site click here to see one of the adds they’ve got in rotation on this story. I’m thinking somebody’s media buyer just got fired.

Short form: imprisoned rapist Iorworth Hoare wins lottery. Upon release, moves to expensive neighborhood. Is terrorized by giant European Eagle Owl.

Hogwarts 1: rapists 0.

In related news, fellow WordPress blogger and Vancouverite Marcus Frind, president of the Internet dating site Plenty of Fish, helped the US Marshals track down one of their most wanted criminals after he discovered the man was living with a woman he’d met through the site. Not exactly the kind of publicity I’d be hammering home to the public, myself. I mean, the news that my company is cooperating with law enforcement and putting away killers = good. The news that spree killers are trolling my dating site for women = bad.

But maybe that’s just me.

who died?

Seriously, who died? I went past the cop shop and all the flags are at half-mast.

The blogosphere reports nothing. The CBC reports nothing.

Are they Alouette fans or something?

pic o’ the day: stormwatching in Ucluelet

Do ya ever chat with Europeans and listen to them complain about “wilderness” and “wild animals?” A friend of mine lived in Heidelberg for a year and during that time she noted several occasions on which the populace was encouraged to go out into the forest and “Pick up the garbage, like fallen leaves, branches, etc”. Can’t have that messing up the forest, nosirree!

What we have here is a failure to communicate.

Hedgehogs are not the same as grizzly bears. If your country does not support wildlife that can kill you, it has no wilderness. It has parks.

A friend of mine used to say that if you go camping and shoot a gun off and anyone else can hear it, you’re not really camping.

Welcome to my world. This is nine hours drive from here, including ferry time, but I can walk from my apartment downtown to an area with bears in it in about two and a half hours. Forty minutes on the bus if you’re lazy.

Behold Ucluelet, world-renowned destination for stormwatching, for obvious reasons:

Ucluelet by Sherri Boe