Pickle Surprise!

I’m feeling a little bit sour myself, as I cannot access my blog at the moment, although I appear to be the only blog on WordPress so affected. God knows it’s not the first time I’ve been accused of being affected!

Speaking of which, have a parade of pro-pickle pervs for your pleasure. Presenting Pickle Surprise!

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Directed and produced by Tom Rubnitz in 1989, “Pickle Surprise!”(1989) is a perfect example of the wickedly-whacked-world-view that those demented denizens at the Pyramid Club could conjure from the ether after just a few rounds of cocktails and a big ole spliff.

Sister Dimension stars as Grandpa Hoofpynpoiers (sp?);
RuPaul is still in pre-Supermodel phase since she is trying to to pass for a lady in one of her favorite off-the-rack Dress Barn ensembles – you still need to fix those teeth you skanky ho.
And my! golly gosh! Lady Bunny gives us only one chin to gawk at!
Supporting cast is David Dalrymple,Maria Ayala. and the ever-lasting piece of sex on a stick, Ms. Lahoma Van Zandt

Where’s the pickle? That’s the surprise!

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California

Sure, the singer is from Montreal by way of Paris, but I defy you to tell me that she didn’t absolutely nail SoCal with this song. This video, by the way, cost three-quarters of a million dollars to make, and was directed by the relatively insane Abel Ferrara, whose habits may perhaps explain why so much of that money ultimately ended up in Columbia.

Lyrics and translation are after the jump.

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Donnie Davies responds to the h8erz

The right reverend Donnie Davies responds to the bitter apostates who’ve stuffed his email and his comments sections with so much haterade over the past few days. There’s only one punchline in this video, but it’s golden, trust me.

For the original video, click here. For updates, click here and here.

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Donnie Davies performs God Hates a Fag: the infamous video

Yes doubters, it’s the real thing! Now that every single one of the Right Reverend Donnie Davieswebsites has had the plug pulled on it, the entire Internet, apparently, experiencing the online equivalent of a Coyote Morning, the banned video is hotter than Helmand heroin

Naturally from the very first we at the ol’ raincoaster blog have been on this like santorum on a rentboy. The video file was lovingly ripped at great pain and uncountable expense from a ripped copy of a ripped copy of a MySpace video which had been smuggled out of Celebrities in the bottom of a converted Boblbee, and God, who hates a fag by the way, only knows what the quality is like on this poor bugger. Sod’s law.

Yes, people, it is a joke. You may climb down from the ceiling now.

Latest UPDATE HERE: what MTV doesn’t want you to see!

Lyrics over the hump…I mean JUMP!
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it came from the GALLERY!!!

In the Valley of Gwanjii...frickin' cool things happen!The online gallery of Ray Harryhausen creatures at ChineseJetPilot, that is.

If you spent your childhood locked in a Belgian basement as the sex slave of a roving frites merchant, you will need to be informed that Ray Harryhausen was and remains the greatest practitioner of stop-motion creature animation in the history of film.

This is not as cineaste-nerdy as it sounds. Harryhausen was, in fact, frickin’ cool. His Eohippus, for instance, from the immortal classic The Valley of Gwanjii, is still capable of making the little children cry.

And some of the big ones, too.

But of this, we must not speak.

We must, instead, direct you to this exhaustive index of the entire Harryhausen menagerie, with bonus Quicktime video snippets from the films in which they appeared. Frankly, if you prefer Allosaurs to Anistons, this is website totally stomps that lame old Oscars website.

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