the finest piece of tabloid reporting in history

taken just before the little boy ripped her arm off and shattered her skull with it 

Bar none. From TMZ.

Victoria Beckham blah blah shopping blah L.A. blah blah Friday. Blah blah!

Posh, 33, blah blah Kitson — blah blah purple dress blah, Spice blah blah photogs blah blah blah blah!

Paparazzi crush blah blah Robertson Blvd., blah blah emaciated blah blah blonde bob blah blah blah. Blah!

Sheer Genius! Also: 33? O rly??? See the site for the several PAGES of comments this post generated!

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the view from the conveyorbelt

The sushi’s point of view in a Japanese mall. Random and charming. You can see the difference made by a more upscale sushi locale here.

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quiz: are you strange?

Heh, you could say that. But if you did I’d have you thrown in the dungeon.

You Are 81% Strange!

You are pretty darn strange. You’re quirky and odd, and definitely not normal. But that’s great–it makes you an interesting person. You aren’t exactly as strange as they come, but congratulations on being quite unique!

How Strange Are You?
Quizzes for MySpace

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socks for sex: the secret to satisfaction

O rly?

Well, maybe just for British people.

orgasm brain scan

BBC caption: Genuine orgasm: less brain actvity
raincoaster caption: no shit, Sherlock.

The BBC reports on a fascinating study of sexual satisfaction, deception, and big, ugly brain scans. With socks.

This is the pinnacle of every nerd’s erotic dreamland, isn’t it?

When they gave the couples socks to wear, about 80% of the couples were able to achieve orgasm compared with 50% previously in this staged environment.

So, that’s the secret of sex, is it?

Not so fast: what the researchers were actually researching was the differences in brain activation between fake and real female orgasms. And they found out how to tell the two brain scans apart. So, now you’ll always know if she’s faking.

Supah; there’s absolutely no market for this information, is there? Think about it.

Here’s a hint: if you force her to hook up to a big brain scanner prior to having sex, she’s never gonna have a real orgasm, no matter how many socks you put on her.

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emo loser: the corruption of an innocent

Not since Will Ferrell‘s heartbreaking portrait of a soused, abusive toddler landlord have we seen so wrenching a portrait of innocence lost. When the Dad has to bring up Nancy Reagan, you know it’s a desperate situation.

Just.

Say.

No.

To.

Emo.

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