I THINK this comes from Korea, but what the hell do I know? Except ain’t no way North American kids would sit still long enough to learn this unless it was a kind of video game.
Doesn’t that bring a tear to your eye? Now that you can’t see, it’s time to turn to today’s Mother’s Day themed Celebrity gossip links:
Hillary Clinton cannot be captured in photographs!
Oh, the lamestream media has gotten their greedy, cover-uppy little claws on this shocking photoevidence and their appallingly tepid attempts to spin are fully steaming ahead. According to the Daily What (part of the shady icanhascheezburger network, and are we really sure Rupert Murdoch doesn’t have his fingers in that pie? Hmmmmm?) this series of pictures shows that cultist Israelites made Hillary Clinton vanish from a photo she was in.
Au contraire, mister cheezburger, au contraire.
What it actually proves is that Secretary of State Hillary Clinton (aka Hillary Rodham, aka Hillary Rodham Clinton) cannot, outside of the carefully controlled environs of the White House PR Department, be photographed. Obviously, the top photo is the original which was mistakenly sent out on the wires, and the below, now-iconic image, is the official White House version, sent out only after artful photoshopping to make the S of S visible on film, which she normally is not.
As for conclusions, there can be only one, and it can come as no surprise to anyone who’s followed this woman’s career over the past two decades.
Hillary Clinton is of the Undead.
They took images of Ye Xiangting with other people. They were stunned when the other people showed up in the computer images, but not Ye. Ye Xiangting seemed to have “disappeared” from the photos. In the end, the staff had to give up.——————————————————————————————…Maybe he’s a vampire?Posted by Jackie on Fri Jan 13, 2006 at 01:56 PM
No, Jackie, I don’t think he is.Since he is Chinese, if he was a vampire, he would bounce up and down or across the countryside like a kangaroo. There’s no mention of that in the article.
Logical.
Spockthulhu says Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. It's only logical.
via JanKarlsbjerg
Oh my god, this makes SO MUCH SENSE! The Vulcan/Romulan split is nothing more than an interplanetary manifestation of the extra-cosmic conflict which rages eternally between the Great Old Ones and the Elder Gods. No wonder I always had a crush on Spock…and just imagine what he can do with all those flexy, flexy appendages! At last, the secret of Pon Farr is revealed: revealed to be nothing more and nothing less than a rite for the summoning of CTHULHU!!!
Does this mean we should ally ourselves with the Romulans to suppress the Great Uprising, or does it mean we should just, you know, like, go with it?
WILL YOU BE EATEN FIRST?
Cthulhu sez Om to the nom nom, baby!
Keep calm and Canuck on
I was walking down the street, minding my own business (for once) when, right at the corner of Richards and Hastings, I saw this. I had to have it. And since I don’t have a camera capable of photographing it well enough to capture all the text, I ripped it off the hydro pole on which it had been pasted, and took it with me to type it all out. So here it all is, laboriously typed out by hand, so I hope you appreciate it.
Thus saith Michael the Captain of the Lords Host,
The year I was born, they joined the Big League, and waited patiently for Me,
They didn’t play for last, no more two line pass, bring on the Holy Spirit Gas
To bring it into submission, you must surrender to a God, and agree on the vision
Good Grief, I love My Beloved Leafs, but Vancouver I desire to give the cup to thee
REVELATION 19 THROUGHT 22; EZEKIEL 9: DANIEL 12
I am Stanley’s Lord, drink from My cup, after the parade we will sit and sup
I AM the Man clothed in linen, with Trevor Linden, saying the Devils ain’t winning
Game 7, a loud trumpet sound, a musical ride gathered around
Oh Canada, don’t you see, New Jerusalem a virgin bride dressed for Me
Hebrews 13: Thessalonians 4:16-17
Skates of Fire, Stars on Ice, entertaining angels is it not nice
In 89, Al MacInnes stood on the line, Patrick Roy ducted every time
Lanny McDonald, I Am the Golden Arch, I began My shout on the 19th of March
Don Cherry, I Am the vine, you Me and Ron the Devils will whine
Matthew 24L Mathew 18:19, Daniel 12:1-4
Davey Crocket and the Richard Rocket, I have a cup, in My pocket,
Bobby Orr he shoots he scores, I AM Michael, I hold the oars
I row row row the boat, I Bless the Humble, and oppose the goat
If you want this gift from Me, get on your knes in My Name Jesus say please
Mark 13; Matthew 24; Luke 21
Uncle Steve and Wayne the future I see, Luongo, will stand on his head for Me
Hey twins call Sundin up, and tell him to come, and sip from My cup
Surroundd by the cops, the crowd weeps, and the tears will drop
The crowd will roar, the Master is home, as Roger packs the Thunder Dome
Revelation 14; 1st Thessalonians 4:16-17; Daniel 12:1-4
Scotties tissues, a tournament of hearst, as I tear her walls all apart
To her shall the Archangel sing, about a Seven Carrot, Diamond Ring
Hey B.C I aAm the Lion, I am Orion, and you are standing on Mount Zion
Before Christ, this is the blan, I long to give you the cup from My hand
Revelation CH 6 through CH 13 understand the silence Aug 26, 2011
The Pacific Rim, the Ring of Fire, all prepared for cowards and liars
A three game sweep, a three game come back, Michael and His Angels lead the attack
The Devil and his angels, all cast down, 7 trumpets and they will gather around
Gates and the Pope I will capture, the rest marked, and headed for disaster
Isaiah 11
Born to be My Baby, she gives love a bad name, The New Jersey Devils concede the game
Little Girl Airheart, I tore her world apart, IAM destined to win right from the start
Across the oceans her claim to fame, she is taking, My New Name in vain
In your hands, I command you to lift her up, Zion’s Daughter must raise My pup
Love OrionMichael Prince “MY NEW NAME” Rev 19:11-16; Rev CH 2 and 3
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Randy and Evi Quaid Mugshots
Yes, I was at the world premiere of Randy and Evi Quaid‘s billed-as-docudrama-but-actually-comedy, “Starwhackers.” And it was…um…it was…unforgettable? Bizarre? Amateurish? Uninformative? Maddening?
Yeah, that.
So here is the transcribed-from-my-notes liveblog, several days after the fact. Protip: take a Gravol before watching this thing, it appears to have been shot on iPhones held by a caffeine junkie.
I will assume you’re familiar with the background: that the Quaids fled the US claiming they were being persecuted by so-called starwhackers, who kill important stars for the insurance money and also to keep the internet fed with drama (guys, trust me, the internet doesn’t need a new source of drama). The audience was palpably hoping that this film would explain the idea a bit better, but this movie is anything but linear and logical. There were no answers here. There weren’t even any coherent questions.
Click over the jump for the whole fiasco:
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