Operation Global Media Domination: Sexual Deprivation and Tony Blair Appreciation: A Causal Relationship???

TIAIf you google "sexually deprived bitter women" my blog comes up fifth, not that I fucking goddam resent that. I'll be number one some day.

Ahem.

But I'm wondering if it has anything to do with my sudden, and completely inexplicable, opinion that Tony Blair is a sexy bitch.

Sure looks like I'm not the only one who feels that way.

Here he is, dueting with Shrub on Gay Bar.

Blog o’ the Day: ‘Tomlinson v MI6’

This is what a spy looks like, peopleAnd why isn’t a blog by a disgruntled ex-MI6 employee, Russian defector and, evidently, completely vengence-obsessed, egomaniacal asshole bigger news? Because it is unfuckinggoogleable, that is why. Try it: google “Richard Tomlinson,” “blog” and any possible other combination. For a bog-standard Typepad blog, it’s pretty well invisible. I got to it only via googling ‘Richard Tomlinson v MI6’ which is what the Observer says it is called, which it is not btw, which led to a Romanian mirror site archive of Cryptome, which led to the blog. This is, like, way more cloak-and-dagger than most internet searches and, given the way Google works, cannot be accidental. Either Google is experiencing a significant failure or Google is overriding its searches even for people who don’t live in China…and with that, an internet icon falls. The reason people used Google in the first place was you couldn’t buy your way to the front of the line; that you can bully your way there, or bully another person off it, completely negates any advantage Google had. 

According to Cryptome, his first site got shut down when it posted a list of currently active MI6 agents. It’s too bad he doesn’t work for the White House; Rove didn’t even have to use vacation time to testify.

ADVISORY, not for publication:

We have been asked by the secretary of the Defence, Press and Broadcasting Advisory Committee to publish the following:

FOR THE ATTENTION OF ALL EDITORS FROM SECRETARY DEFENCE, PRESS & BROADCASTING ADVISORY COMMITTEE

I understand that a US-based website has today published on the internet a list which identifies a large number of SIS (MI6) officers.

Defence Advisory Notice No 6 asks editors and programme makers to seek advice before publishing such details unless they have been widely disclosed or discussed as such action could put lives at risk.

Departmental officers are examining how the damage of this disclosure can be minimised. While this is in progress, I would ask that editors do not
interpret the information in the website as being widely disclosed and do not, therefore, publish the address or the content of the website without
first contacting the D Notice Secretary, Rear Admiral David Pulvertaft

And here is the inevitable Wired story: File not found. Quel suprise. But, fortunately, archived on Cryptome again:

Secret service eliminates ex-spy’s Web site

A former James Bond wannabe had his Web site shut down by MI6 last week after threatening to expose some of Britain’s top secrets.

Richard Tomlinson’s site aimed to shake up and stir MI6 by identifying its officers and site locations around the world, according to a report in The Mail on Sunday. Tomlinson also warned that he would publish a book synopsis of his own MI6 career –- an act he was jailed for last year.

Top government law officer Anthony Hammond, got the injunction banning the site, which is based in Switzerland, where Tomlinson now lives.

The site, run by Lausanne ISP IPWorldcom, stated: “The objective of MI6 is to steal the secrets of other countries. Most of the secrets are stolen by MI6 officers working abroad under cover as British diplomats.”

The map of MI6 office sites was said to be “coming soon”.

Another page showed Tomlinson wearing a silly hat and grinning in front of the MI6 headquarters at Vauxhall Cross in London.

When the site was opened up it played the theme tune to Monty Python’s Flying Circus.

Last week, Tomlinson said he would appeal against the injunction.

Meanwhile, the cheeky Web wizard had switched the pages to a site run by California-based Geocities.com. Again he was closed down after the Swiss injunction was pointed out to Geocities.

According to Tomlinson, MI6 was breaking the law around the globe by its activities, as well as playing with his liberty.

“They are trying to obstruct my freedom to travel and I have already been banned from entering France, the USA and Australia,” he told the MoS.

“There would be no need to put up this Web site if they stopped messing me about. I have already lost one job by being prevented from entering France.” ®

And here is the story in the Observer that got my attention in the first place. Handing Polly Toynbee her ass is just gonna have to wait for now…

Britain’s Secret Intelligence Service is bracing itself for a fresh series of security leaks about its operations on an internet blog launched by a former top-ranking MI6 officer.

Richard Tomlinson who was jailed in 1998 for breaching the Official Secrets Act, has been quiet since fleeing to Russia in 2001 to publish a book about covert MI6 activities. He is back now and seems intent on taking revenge on the secret service which sacked him in 1995.

Tomlinson, who claims he now lives in the South of France and works as a yacht broker, began the blog last month with a warning: ‘Let the game begin…’

Note, as well, that none of the stories contain links to his actual blog. Which we here at raincoaster global HQ, of course, do.

UPDATE: Blog go bye-bye. Quel Suprise. Still, there’s always Google Cache, isn’t there.

UPDATE UPDATED: Cryptome is reporting that the blog has been shut “by request of HMG which bluffed craven US-based Typepad.com.” No source given for that information; I haven’t had any replies to my emails to Typepad, although on a long weekend I’d be surprised if I see anything at all before Monday. The latest upload of the MI6 spreadsheet that is extant is on Cryptome, from July 31st of this year.

PSA: 6/6/06 festEVIL

Some of my readers will realize just why this lies so close to my wee, shrivelled heart. Of course it has its own blog here which is where all blame for the English that follows should be directed. We thank you for your attention to this matter.

FestEVIL banner

F E S T E V I L
transnational noize fest

june 6 2006
6:06:06 o'clock in the pm

around the public library
vancouver bc canada
&
everywhere else

buckets of spoons, tap shoes, pots & pans, drums, horns, crappy drivetrains, trombones, alarm clocks, nagging, cell phone ringtones, operatic manifestos, caterwauling, velcro, tsk-tsks…noize is all these & more. produce it on bikes bodies big things or little things, electric or accoustic or flavoured. screaming is understandable.
to participate in festEVIL, simply emit evil sounds at 6:06:06. since it is a decentralized event, any place in space is a good spot. the mother festEVIL is in a place called oakland.

from your desk, from your tub, from your roof, from your belly. feed the din.

OR, BRING YOUR NOIZY ASS DOWN TO THE LIBRARY

central branch,
homer
& robson
& georgia
& hamilton
streets

& help make the densest, hellest festEVIL north of the 49th parallel. come 5:30ish or earlier or later; however, refrain from commencing noize until precisely 6:06:06.

psh!
at that time you will begin the din***

the 00scillation 00rkestra will audibly materialize out of thin air, as will the PIT. PIT noizicians are stationary. 00rkestra noizicians are mobile, & usually wheeled. bike trailers are encouraged; you may carry your own noize or PIT members if you so desire.

***there is no conductor. therefore we MUST sychronize our watches.
***the concert will go on for as long as we noizicians hear fitting.
***you should supply your own power source if needed.

pa!
MAKING A BEAST

some orchestras have string sections, wind, rhythm. we have Beast, child of PIT & 00rchestra. if you are PIT & you would like to help make a Beast, find a trailer before 6pm, make evil introductions & perhaps you will be invited to climb in.

ghrlooombh mbh kktkttkshsktt mb mnhnn!

festEVIL beckons musicians noizicians bikers humans & buzzing insects of all types. we must make our own evil to defeat it.

Spoken Word Shatner

Click at own risk. This is William Shatner, circa 1972 on the Dinah Shore show demonstrating his command of early spoken word poetry. It is rather disturbing to realize that, while he has not gotten any better in the thirty some odd years since then, he hasn’t actually gotten any worse, either. And yet the man became a star; there is much to be said for the star-making value of perfect hair and tight velour.

Operation Global Media Domination: The Search for Meaning

TIASo these are some of the searches that led to my blog. I tell you, that Beautiful Agony post is the underpaid illegal immigrant on which this blog depends. 

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