This is a good vid for those days when Fiona Apple‘s perkiness drives you crazy and you decide it would be a good idea to commission Gulag Archipelago: the Musical! Actress and singer Charlotte Gainsbourg has been rich, famous, and talented since birth, so obviously she’s got a lot to be depressed about.
Actually, if I had an accent like that I’d be depressed too.
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Michael Moore and his merry band of fags pay a visit to the homophobiest preacher the US has ever produced. Stolen from here which is a site I got to because Alexa told me someone on that page linked to my blog…which no-one did. The innernet works in mysterious ways.
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Ooooooh, me wantsssss. Me wants baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad. What happens when you put a poptart in?
Like, say, Britney?
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Here, at last, are the long-awaited lyrics to the Chad Vader interpretation of that hoary YouTube classic we’ve all enjoyed so much over the years, Chocolate Rain.
Click here for the Tay Zonday original audio and the Chad Vader video, now singalong-able!
Chocolate Rain!
Randy made me mop the floor again
Chocolate Rain!
Clarissa left and now my heart feels pain
Chocolate Rain!
Whitstrom is the one I’m going to train
Chocolate Rain!
Once my face was normal. Now it’s maimed
Chocolate Rain!
I drove my bike into the wrong lane
Chocolate Rain!
Fell right into the mouth of Evil King
Chocolate Rain!
To get me out they had to use a crane
Chocolate Rain!
My face got burned and now it’s not the same
Chocolate Rain!
Double coupon Mondays are the worst
Chocolate Rain!
An old lady attacked me with her purse
Chocolate Rain!
Lloyd annoys me every day at 3
Chocolate Rain!
Weekend double shifts are killing me
Chocolate Rain!
Clint fills me with anger and with hate
Chocolate Rain!
I threw him into a lettuce crate
Chocolate Rain!
Tell me who will stop the Chocolate Rain!
Chocolate Rain!
It is quite tasty this Chocolate Rain!
Chocolate Rain!
Chocolate Rain! is raining in my brain
Chocolate Rain!
Chocolate Rain!Chocolate Rain!Chocolate Rain!Chocolate Rain!Chocolate Rain!Chocolate Rain!
uh…
Chocolate Raaaaaain!
Chocolate Rain!
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or they’d have recognized this as the breakup of a Soyuz rocket over Denver, as opposed to the bullshit astronomical phenomenon they Googled in the last five minutes before air. You must listen to all the meaningless jabber that spews from this gibbering idiot. You can practically hear the marbles clacking in the vast emptiness of cranium.
…it’s amazing to me that the new anchors reporting this have no clue about what they are talking about. Extinct constellation? Quandrant-Tits? WFT?
Update! Turns out it wasn’t a meteor at all!
DENVER FIREBALL: Something from space disintegrated over Denver, Colorado, this morning around 6:20 am MST (1320 UT). Witnesses describe it as “brilliant, slow, twinkling, sparkly and full of rainbow colors.” It was not a meteor. The fireball was the decaying body of a Soyuz U rocket that launched the French COROT space telescope on Dec. 27th. The re-entry caused no damage on the ground–just a beautiful display in the sky.
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raincoaster 