separated at Photoshop: Ann Coulter and Susan Estrich

Estrich-Coulter, menopausal on menopausal action

Yep, it’s hot-flashing menopausal-on-menopausal action as my favorite lefty harpy Susan Estrich brings out a book whose cover bears a stunning similarity to the latest from Republican plagiarist Ann Coulter, 45.

Susan Estrich has, as I’ve commented many times before, an unusual gift: even her fans hate her. She could polarize a tub of Jello. She could throw a hot tub full of Care Bears into a teeming caudron of steaming gore and tearing fangs in seconds. I don’t doubt for a moment that it was the mere presence of someone reading Galleycat on Estrich‘s book on set that provoked Dr. Burke to throttle Dr. McDreamy.

Yes, at last, someone with whom I have something in common. Also, I bought her diet book. And both of us are still chubby.

Chad Vader, Night Shift Manager (part 4)

I’d totally shop at this store. They’re in the credits; at the least, I can encourage my Wisconsonian friends to buy their arugula and sprouts at the Willy Street Co-op.

Provided By:

WE HAVE A LOT MORE SHORT COMEDY VIDEOS; CLICK HERE

Major changes for Chad.

CHAD VADER In Major changes for Chad.

CHAD VADER Interview and more at http://www.splu.net/
GET CHAD VADER T-SHIRTS and other fun stuff through CafePress: http://www.cafepress.com/ch…
Brought to you by Blame Society Productions. …
Written and Directed by Matt Sloan and Aaron Yonda

Chad/Hal – Aaron Yonda http://myspace.com/splu
Clint/Voice of Chad – Matt Sloan http://myspace.com/sloan11
Jeremy – Paul Guse
Clarissa – Christina LaVicka http://myspace.com/christin…
Weird Jimmy – Craig Johnson
Lionel – Bill Bolz
Randy – Brad Knight http://monkeybusinessinstit…
Customer – Kristian Knutsen
Shoplifter – Josh Klessig http://rashfilms.com
Tammy – KeaLynn Kees
Dog – Skyler

Plane hits building in NYC

Not many details at this point. It was a private plane helicopter a $187,000 Cirrus SR20 belonging to Cory Lidle, a professional baseball player with the Yankees, it hit the 20th floor, the building is on the Upper East Side (ie richville). MSNBC has the scoop:

MSNBC pic of small plane crash in NYC

There was no immediate word on any deaths or injuries. A U.S. official told Reuters there was no reason to believe the incident was terrorism-related…

Video from the scene showed at least three floors in the high-rise engulfed in flames. A column of gray smoke rose over the city, and raging flames could be seen in four windows on two upper floors.

The building has 50 stories, and is surrounded by highrises, so if a plane were to fall out of the sky by accident, it’s likelier in my mind that it would have hit a higher floor. Takes maneuvering to get down low. The building also has a hospital on the lower floors, undoubtably evacuated now because of the threat of the oxygen exploding. The plane hit the hospital section 20th floor; apartments begin on the 22nd floor.

Updates, from Gothamist via Gawker:

  • the building is 524 East 72nd Street

  • several apartments on a number of floors are burning

  • at least one person is dead, several are trapped in the building

  • the FAA still says it was a fixed wing aircraft, not a helicopter

  • a helicopter was in the area, on a photography tour, but there’ s no confirmation this is the same one

  • there is a huge crowd of people in the street, some taking pictures, but burning debris is falling and if they don’t haul ass, Darwin will have his revenge for the teaching of Intelligent Design in US schools.

  • the building is all apartments, no hospitals. The Hospital for Special Surgery is at 535, not 524.

  • The FAA has banned flights within a mile horizontal radius of the site and 1500 feet above.

After

More Updates:

  • two were confirmed aboard the airplane: Lidle’s passport was found in the street, and the governor has confirmed that one person was a flight instructor and the other a student.

  • witnesses said the plane appeared to be performing aerobatic maneuvers and pulled a sharp right dive into the building

  • According to Gothamist, The plane’s route from Teterboro: Statue of Liberty, then up the East River, past the 59th Street bridge where it lost radar contact.

  • a distress call was made from the plane prior to the crash

  • the building is structurally still sound, as the plane was too small and light to do significant damage, and people are moving back in

  • Although the FBI stated there was no indication of terrorism in the crash, Drudge misreported this, dropping the “no.”

Fondle Me Elmo celebrity sex tape

Well, if this doesn’t get my blog re-labeled Porn, nothing will.

Here is the loathesome apotheosis of all that is hateful about that little shit Elmo; hardcore furry-on-furry-on-furry action. We at the raincoaster blog have always kept a squinty eye on the horrible, giggling homonculus, and not without good reason. Reasons. As Defamer says,

FINALLY A CELEBRITY SEX TAPE WORTH OUR TIME

[Warning: The above video may be NSFW; please check your employer’s policy on viewing sexually explicit material starring plush children’s toys before viewing.]

This is from Poopycaca.com (when you need another fake news source, PoopyCaca is there). Me like.

The tape, made prior to Tickle Me Elmo’s success and fame on Sesame Street, was recently discovered by TMZ.COM working in conjunction with investigative reporters from PoopyCaca.com. “Tickle Me Harder” shows Elmo, who is credited under with the name “El Macho,” in compromising positions with two other actors, “Jack Mo’” and “Steve.”

Publicly, Elmo made a brief statement to reporters saying only, “Elmo no like.”

Well if you watch this video, you’ll have to disagree. It appears that Elmo likes it. He likes it hard!

headline o’ the day: Mortician risks life to save corpses

Full version:

Mortician risks life to save corpses from burning funeral home.
Here’s to you, Mr. I Take My Job Too Seriously Guy

Seriously.

I suppose it coulda been worse: it could have been a crematorium! via Fark, of course. Who else would come up with a headline like that, eh?

INDIANAPOLIS — Saying they wanted to spare families even more pain, two Indianapolis morticians went back inside their burning funeral home to try to save bodies.

The pair rolled out caskets containing bodies as firefighters aimed their hoses at flames at the rear of the funeral home. They managed to retrieve three bodies before the flames became too intense for them to go inside.

After the fired died down they returned for the seven remaining bodies. None was damaged.

Yeah, but were there any survivors?

Newfie tragedy, I think...