free fortune cookies!

This is obviously not designed to help me get over my neuroses.

My Fortune Cookie told me:
Roadsigns are plotting against you.

Get a cookie from Miss Fortune

Show me the luv at the Bloggie Awards, people!

del.icio.us: Free fortune cookies
blinklist: Free fortune cookies
Digg it: Free fortune cookies
ma.gnolia: Free fortune cookies
Stumble it: Free fortune cookies
simpy: Free fortune cookies
newsvine: Free fortune cookies
reddit: Free fortune cookies
fark: Free fortune cookies
Technorati me!

New: Brian Atene as General Ursus from Beneath the Planet of the Apes

The hat totally makes the look. Here is the immortal Brian Atene, sending holiday greetings to all on YouTube, in character as General Ursus from Beneath the Planet of the Apes.

“The only good hyooooooman…is a dead hyoooooooman.”

Show me the luv at the Bloggie Awards, people!

del.icio.us: Brian Atene as General Ursus from Beneath the Planet of the Apes
blinklist: Brian Atene as General Ursus from Beneath the Planet of the Apes
Digg it: Brian Atene as General Ursus from Beneath the Planet of the Apes
ma.gnolia: Brian Atene as General Ursus from Beneath the Planet of the Apes
Stumble it: Brian Atene as General Ursus from Beneath the Planet of the Apes
simpy: Brian Atene as General Ursus from Beneath the Planet of the Apes
newsvine: Brian Atene as General Ursus from Beneath the Planet of the Apes
reddit: Brian Atene as General Ursus from Beneath the Planet of the Apes
fark: Brian Atene as General Ursus from Beneath the Planet of the Apes
Technorati me!

the most improbable meme in the world soldiers on

Zounds!

From raincoaster to Archie…from Archie to Metro…the madness marches, tagless. Is there no end to this insanity? No abbreviation of this alliteration? Nay, not so but constant consonance.

SriusLEE, had I known Metro‘s favorite Shakespearian play was Macbeth, I’d have hesitated longer before accepting his hospitality. Truly, Lord and Lady Macbeth stand as a shining and eternal example of all that a host and hostess should not be. But I went anyway: if he’d only told me they had no gin, that woulda been a dealbreaker.

A sliver of MacMetro‘s elegant, piercing, and tearjerking, if unhyperlinked, contribution:

Is this a blogger that I see before me,
The keyboard t’wards mine hands? Ah, now I click thee.
I posted thee, and yet I see thee still,
Art thou froze, lousy server? Not sensible
To mine heart’s broken cries? Or is this but
A pausing at the node, a short delay?
Originating from the crowded cable?
I see thee yet, in form the same
As t’other window that I now do open.
Thou mock’st my labours of an hour ago,
And the environment I blog in.
Mine fingers drum upon the veneer’d desktop
But answer comes there none, I see thee still,
Thy circling logo saith “‘Tis being published”
Yet ’tis not so, I trow. There’s no such thing!
It is the fruit of hours that hath gone
From my account.

Of course, it’s his own fault for not being on WordPress.

get your Peculiar Aristocratic Title

My portrait, by Edward Gorey.

What the hell: I’ve always felt both peculiar and aristocratic.

Stole this (in good aristocratic fashion) from Azahar.

My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is:

Her Grace Countess-Palatine Raincoaster the Possible of Witchampton Under Buzzard
Get your Peculiar Aristocratic Title

ad o’ the day: adequite water

Fully adequite

Rehydrate. Rehabilitate. Intoxicate. Introducing Adequite, the world’s first single-grain triple-distilled luxury vodka available in a discreet plastic container that resembles an innocent – yet stylish – water bottle. Specially developed by troubled alcohol enthusiast and occasional movie actress Lindsay Lohan, Adequite is the solution to the problem you’re not ready to admit you have.

 

Adequite. Official vodka of the Lohanvolution, by Best Week Ever.