quiz: how much electricity does your body produce?

Much to my shock, I find out I’m less electric than the average person! Gracious, there certainly must be something wrong with this quiz! Why, I’d have thought that my number of fillings alone would put me over the average, but nooooooo.

Are you electric? How many of YOU would it take to keep a refrigerator running? Click and find out:

How electric are YOU?

238 watts!

Your Body is Producing 238 Watts!

 

This is 5% LESS wattage than the average person

 

  • You could light up 2 light bulbs
  • You could power 60 iPods
  • You could power 1 Xbox 360
  • 4 of you would be needed to keep a refrigerator running

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Santa’s Pants, by the Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theatre

At last someone has come up with a musical answer to the mystery of how Santa actually gets all those presents to all those good little boys and girls on time and without exploding in a fatal fireball due to the friction of the atmosphere at high speeds.

Transcript coming up in a day or so. I’m not a speedy typist,and my success on translating their Bohemian Rhapsody was mixed, at best.

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City on the Edge of Atene!

Yes, Team Atene Beat members, he’s back! Everyone’s favorite inadvertent celebrity, Brian Atene, has returned to the YouTubes with his Star Trek themed tour de farce City on the Edge of Atene!

Click to view, IF YOU DARE! Goddammit, Jim, I’m a blogger, not a Nielsen family!

Stay gold, Atene. Stay gold.

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Blawg-o-sphere. Cube? Dodecahedron?

Moosehat

I’ve been asked to come up with a short list of some blogs I think are good. Given that I’m outrageously opinionated, this should not be difficult to do. Strangely, athough I normally avoid memes like the plague, this is one assignment I eagerly accepted, given that it contributes to my being on the tee vee. If you, also, can put me on tv, I am perfectly prepared to meme away on command… see how easy I am to get along with?

Some good blogs, and why (and if I left you off, it’s just because I’m saving you for myself, okay? You’re still in the blogroll, silly! No hurt emails plzthxkbai!):

My blogs, of course:

raincoaster
TeenyManolo
Ayyyy
runningthroughrain
The Shebeen Club

  • Defamer, the Hollywood gossip blog. Mark and Seth are probably the best writers in the blogosphere, and they cover a lot of ground, wittily. The commenters are gold.
  • PerezHilton, the #1 blog in the world. Why? He dishes up celebrity gossip nearly 24/7, and he has a compelling (love it or hate it) personality. Blogs without personal identities are completely DOA.
  • DarrenBarefoot, a Canadian abroad. He’s the best example I know of what Nancy White calls a Technology Steward: he isn’t a techie, but he can justify the ways of tech to the rest of the world, sifting through a billion flashes in the pan and pointing out the ones we need to bother with, the ones that will change our lives. Also: really funny.
  • RenalFailure, wild fabrications and outright lies. Hilarious, strange, creative, weird.
  • DamnInteresting just is. DAMN interesting.
  • AliEteraz, a modern Muslim: Islamic reform, Pakistani politics, and changing the world, one post at a time.
  • Jesus’General, the (satirical) home of the glorious conservative revolution.
  • ParaEthos, one of the best intellectual art ‘n philosophy sites out there. Disorienting, enriching, and bizarre.
  • PrettyGoodOnPaper, a highly literary blog that’s not a book blog. Intellectual, challenging, intriguing.
  • WalkingTurcotYards, a remarkable urban photography blog from Montreal’s Turcot Yards, the largest abandoned urban space in the world.
  • Fark. When all else fails and you think the world has turned dull grey, a quick Farking will set you right. The greatest roundup of the bizarre in the intertubes!

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sunken treasures: aircraft 20,000 leagues under the sea

There’s something inexpressibly eerie about these 60- some-odd photographs of WWII-era planes and ships lying in their watery graves. Truly, the ocean depths are as close as we can get to an extraplanetary experience; this is not our world. We are slow, clumsy intruders blundering our bubbly way from one unspeakably ghostly site to the next, the silent life which teems all around us more alien than any of which fiction has conceived. We do indeed live on a placid isle of ignorance, and it is not meant that we should voyage far.

Sunken Sponges

Sunken Plane

Sunken Ship Stairway

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