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Contrary to popular belief, you’re not always eaten raw. [raincoaster sez: Sigh. How did they know?] |
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Category Archives: Allegory
and it’s only Monday
It’s gonna be a long week.
International Talk Like Sarah Palin Day
I read Facebook so YOU don’t have to. And this is typical of the kind of thing I find there:
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Time and Port When: Hourrrr: Coordinates: Port City: Sarah Palin is one of the most accomplished public speakers of all time. Through her insightful remarks about the economy and foreign affairs, she has inspired a nation to incite world-wide change. On this day, we honor her pseudo-Minnesotan accent and bubbly energy.
How? Like this:
dances with fish
Eat your heart out, Kevin Costner! Stolen from Defamer, here are two dancing with fish videos, American style. I believe you’ve all seen it done English style, yes? There is also (in escalating order of insanity) the Filipino fish dance, the Nigerian fish dance, Greek fish dance, Brazilian fish dance, the Nine Inch Nails Nation fish dance, and the traditional Naked Canadian fish dance.
First, robotically-enhanced animated anime figure Olivia Munn from Attack of the Show, trying and failing to perform a sexy duet with (in order) a trout (doesn’t look that old to me), a salmon (no word on if it was pink), and, in her pièce de résistance (and longtime readers will have seen this – so to speak – coming), a Squid.
Vodpod videos no longer available.
Next up, a long-forgotten starlet shimmys with another cold fish in this clip from the transcendant Vixen
Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Violence. The word and the act. While violence cloaks itself in a plethora of disguises, its favourite mantle still remains – sex. Violence devours all it touches, its voracious appetite rarely fulfilled.
Bill Gates is a Complete Dick
It’s true! It’s a fact. You can see for yourself! Continue reading
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