stolen from Neatorama, who also have an interesting backgrounder on Heisenberg.
See more of lil’ Werner‘s adventures on artist Dresden Codak‘s site.
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Category Archives: Allegory
See food. Seafood. See food strike back!
Make it from scratch? Puh-leeze! There are easier ways to satisfy a craving for seafood. Who needs the real thing when Japan and McDonald‘s do fake so very well? This tag team of Giant Octopus and Enormo-CollossoGigantor Squid is enough to put any budding Iron Chef off.
stolen from Pink Tentacle, which has a collection of several such bizarre, Mel-Brooks-ish Japanese-Neanderthal-vs-Gigantic-Ancient-Beast commercials.
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quiz: which lolcat r u?
My score on The Which Lolcat Are You? Test:
Serious Cat
(48% Affectionate, 42% Excitable, 51% Hungry)
Hungry for knowledge in any internet forum, you demand decorum. Any off-topic remarks, absurd statements, or tomfoolery on the interweb is deeply frowned upon by you. Truth has no room for drollery.
Link: The Which Lolcat Are You? Test
(OkCupid Free Online Dating)
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Harold Bloom, literary lion, loses his shit on Potter fans…again
Some of those New York intellectual types can be rather tightly wound. Here, the OriginalUnoriginal reports as eminence grise Harold Bloom, the king of litcrit heavyweights, Sterling Professor for the Humanities at Yale University, and Berg Professor of English and American Literature at New York University, goes apeshit on some hapless Pottermaniacs.
“It’s crap! It’s fucking crap! It’s double fucking crap!” He ranted at the assembly of overtly nerdy adults and blank-faced children – many wearing faux dark-rimmed glasses and wizard hats – who seemed more perplexed by Bloom’s sub-references than intimidated by his harangue.
“What’s a Northrop Frye?” one school-aged boy with an “I Heart Hogwarts” t-shirt asked his mother.
“I don’t know,” she responded. “Maybe some kind of breakfast special?”
He was taken away in an ambulance, attended closely by officers of the NYPD, but was expected to make a full recovery after a course of treatment at St. Mungo’s Hospital.
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The Thrilla from Manila, um, no, Cebu
Someone over at YouTube claims that these fellows have too much time on their hands. Well, given that they’re in PRISON, I’d say uh, yeah, dumbass. Nonetheless, it almost makes doing your time worthwhile to participate in a balding-trannie-accented musical reenactment of one of Michael Jackson’s greatest hits.
1,500 plus CPDRC inmates of the Cebu Provincial Detention and Rehabilitation Center, Cebu, Philippines at practice! This is not the final routine, and definitely not a punishment! just a teaser.
stolen from Gawker.
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raincoaster 