The latest in our series of interactive, quizzy-type activities is this little gem, which tests your knowledge of one of the most overwriterly of all overwriters, Edgar Alan Poe. Can you guess which is Poe and which is a nobody? Let me just say that apparently I need to lay off the Cthulhu and review the House of Usher.
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it’s never too late: Harry Potter spoiler generator
No, really. It’s never too late. I still haven’t read the last one!
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My Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom is: Draco Malfoy becomes a billionaire in the software market by using Mooncalf dung Get your Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom |
Actually, anyone such as myself who PAID for WindowsME could tell you that this one came true.
I was bitten by a poisonous spider
and it died.
Think about that the next time you try to get in my face about … anything at all.
I’m just saying.
PS: so there are black widow spiders here in Vancouver. You learn something new every day, eh?
Give me my footie pjs, put on my cat; I have
Immortal longings in me: now no more
The juice of the Okanagan‘s grape shall moist this lip:
Yare, yare, good CG; quick. Methinks I hear
Viggo call; I see him rouse himself
To praise my noble act; I hear him mock
The luck of spammers, which the gods give men
To excuse their after wrath: baby, I come:
Now to that name my courage prove my title!
I am tentacles and marabou; my other elements
I give to baser life. So; have you done?
Come then, and take the last warmth of my lips.
Farewell, kind CG; blog readers, long farewell.
What, I’m still here? Damn, now what am I gonna do with this soliloquy? I h8 anticlimax!
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Family Cthulhu
As the artist says, “the only time you’ll ever laugh at this comic.”














