This one’s a big Well Duh! I had thought of following up on Mistress Cowfish’s What Dog Are You quiz (I’m an Australian Cattle Dog, like fewer than 1% of respondents; all I want to know is: is the baby-eating compulsory or optional?) but somehow found this quiz much more relevant.
Hardcore Junkie (61% – 80%) |
And for the record, my DJ name is perfect; obviously there’s something to this quiz thingamabob!
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stolen from Defamer, who has the background material, should you be all concerned about that. But somehow we think you’ll be more concerned with adapting this to your new computer wallpaper, at least until your wife finds it.
So I’m early for once in my life. This is worth watching two days in a row; possibly the finest moment in the history of situation comedy.
The WKRP turkey drop.
“As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.”
For those of you who like your Thanksgiving memories with a side of acid, there’s William S. Burroughs’ Thanksgiving Prayer.
Science, Wisdom, Knowledge, Education.
The High Priestess is the card of knowledge, instinctual, supernatural, secret knowledge. She holds scrolls of arcane information that she might, or might not reveal to you. The moon crown on her head as well as the crescent by her foot indicates her willingness to illuminate what you otherwise might not see, reveal the secrets you need to know. The High Priestess is also associated with the moon however and can also indicate change or fluxuation, particularily when it comes to your moods.
What Tarot Card are You?
Take the Test to Find Out.
And before you get too snippy about tarot, how scientific do you think the What World Leader and What Classic Movie Are You quizzes were, eh? Answer me that!
It’s true. Heidi Fleiss does not know how to turn it out. The former leading madam of Hollywood is a dreadful marketer.
Heidi Fleiss cannot pander.
Despite the frenzy of headlines that resulted from news (from the horse’s ass’s mouth) that Mike Tyson would be joining her Daniel Libeskind-designed stud farm in the Nevada desert, today Heidi Fleiss revealed that the mansion of manliness will be doing without his cannibalistic presence.
Helluva lot she knows about marketing.
Seriously, honey. When a story about a potential employee drives the blogosphere into a perfect storm of fetishistic repulsion and attraction, and you are a madam looking for publicity for your new venture featuring exotic men for rent, what you have is not a damage-control situation calling for denials.
What you have is a gift from god.
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