I know we’re all about the YouTubes this week, but this one is just too damn good to miss. A sweet, wee baby laughing and having fun. Awwww! Isn’t she cute? So why am I reflexively clutching this crucifix?
Category Archives: Entertainment
A Man of Mystery
For no reason I can imagine except that my life has been deprived of it so far, a DVD of the movie Gladiator
Hmmmmmmm.
The only person who’s really been outraged by the fact that I haven’t yet been exposed to the buff and beefy (instead of just puffy) version of Russell Crowe is a gay man whose name is definitely not the one on the receipt.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Oh well, the timing couldn’t be better as I will be taking it easy today as I was up till all hours last night with the Shebeen Club drinking: one Strongbow (why do I do this? why do I inventory it?), two and a half glasses of wine which Lydia bought, one Highland Park 12 year old whiskey which I bought (and bought Lydia one, leaving me effectively penniless till the paypal hits the bank around Friday) and then ran into an old friend on the way home who waylaid me for another two (or was it three?) pints of Dead Frog Nut Brown Ale at the ‘Ho.
You know? The ‘Ho? It doesn’t blow!
A friend of mine got taken to the Ivanhoe for her first legal beer on her birthday. I don’t know how many she had, nor does she because she had that many. How many? So many she passed out and woke up around three in the morning, sitting in a corner with her purse in her lap and a blanket thrown over her. Nothing was missing, either.
Britney Spears’s favorite sex tape: I Love You Cheetos!
Nine minutes of the most hardcore, cheez-food-product-dusted, size queeniest, sock wearingest action ever to grace the intertubes. This may not be safe for work, and it certainly isn’t safe for lunch. Make sure your digestive tract is clean before clicking Play.
From Jeff Ostergren, via Fleshbot
Those zombies on his site? Don’t look like my zombies. And the brains likewise; no wonder his zombies are so underfed and peaked looking!
Lolebrity: Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds in NAFTA
cross-posted from lolebrity, for I am very busy today and this one has crossover potential.
imaj: raincoaster
sorse: DListed
Sandy ar playin Canuckistani refugee.
Ryan ar playin America.
Pritty reel-listic if u ax me.
Monkees Psychedelia: Star Collector
This is what Nine Inch Nails‘s Starfuckers, Incorporated looked like in 1967, performed by The Monkees.
It looked pretty good, actually.
I have to say, the combination of YouTube pixillation and psychedelic staging is a marriage made in Heaven, or at least in Malibu. I actually have this album (Pisces, Aquarius, Capricorn and Jones Ltd
And for those of you who may have, in some misguided and doubtless drunken stupor, expressed skepticism regarding the talent of the great Mike Nesmith, listen to this song: Mary, Mary, which Paul Butterfield called a great white soul song. He was right.
and yes, I know the video is out of synch with the audio.
Doesn’t mean your ears don’t work, right?
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