Jack Layton is the Redshirt
Once Jack Layton figured out the fundamental problem with his campaign wardrobe, it didn’t take him long to move into Stornoway. Clothing doesn’t make the man, but it DOES make the vote margin, it would seem.
Speaking of superficiality, click over the jump for today’s politically-themed celebrity links. Don’t worry, politics is just showbiz for ugly people, right?
The Bay City Rollers decided the girl singer experiment was not a success, and was not repeated
Or is that “The Home”?
You may not think you want to click that, but you really, really do, and then you want to look at the audience. When did the Bay City Rollers ever play Victoria, the burb known as “God’s Waiting Room”?
This Bay City Rollers fan was the inspiration for "Pretty Woman." Bachs "Pretty Woman."
Also, Ann-Margret, you’re darling, but you cannot sing. Please, please stop trying.
Bay City Rollers are rocking the rocker look insofar as it applies to the Scots anyway
Also also, isn’t it time the hipsters revived the plaid-trimmed culottes look? Seriously, let’s make this happen.
To other people.
Speaking of celebrities and other people, here are your Monday gossip links from around the web. Click over the jump for all the juicy linkness.
Hetty was VERY surprised at what happened next. You don't fuck with Cthulhu
As we’ve mentioned before, you do not mess with an Acolyte of the Great Old Ones, and you do not throw shade on somebody else’s Animal Hat. Not if you want those mortifying Facebook photos to stay secret.
Julian Assange gets an updo!
The No Fro Yo Bro. What a Ho, No?
Whoa.
David Davis possesses only one name, really, and really only half a haircut, since halfway through it he decided to pick up some scissors and stab a passerby in the back. Then, instead of settling down and letting the barber finish, he ran out without so much as tipping. WHAT kind of kids are we raising nowadays?
Well, that’s when the police were tipped off that there was a human before-and-after picture running around the neighborhood, and that they should pick him up.
David Davis, of Cedar Hill Avenue, New Haven, was arrested shortly after the incident when Stamford patrol officers and a police dog found him in a nearby Henry Street apartment. Officers took him into custody when they initially found he was wanted on a warrant for failing to appear in court and later charged him in the stabbing after an investigation, Stamford Police Capt. Richard Conklin said.
We are, of course, far more concerned with the crime against aesthetics than that against the unnamed stabbing victim. But enough of what we think: what do you think?
Mad Cop Style Roundup is not complete without mounties!
I’m sorry, people. This just won’t do. One moment please:
Mounties always bring the awesome
There, that’s better. Now that we’ve compared cop styles from around the world, why don’t we peruse a few trivial celebrity links? Thanks to celebrities like Lindsay Lohan, Kim Kardashian, and Julian Assange, they are also mostly cop-related stories! Yay for the 21st Century, eh?
Sextradited! Julian Assange to be extradited! (raincoaster)
and how much do they make busking in that lobby anyway? (Ayyyy)
Steve Martin is a spammer! (raincoastermedia)
Julian Assange can be rented! (ManoloFood)
Marlon Brando is rollin’ dirty! (Lolebrity)
The King must be hard up (AgentBedhead)
Lindsay Lohan can afford a car? (BusyBeeBlogger)
How to Kreate a Kardashian (CelebDirtyLaundry)
Let them eat Paris Hilton’s birthday cake! (CelebritySmack)
Champagne wishes and caviar … nails? (CelebVIPLounge)
Making money this way is still more respectable than doing Glitter (CeleBitchy)
EVERYBODY’s a Material Girl (DailyStab)
Buy some Bieber! (Earsucker)
It’s a living, eh Natalie? (FitFabCeleb)
Kiki Drunkst spent her allowance on eyeliner (GirlsTalkinSmack)
Rosie O’Donnell is gonna have to get a job now! (HaveUHeard)
Also, she was trying to auction off her Plus One (INeedMyFix)
Is there MONEY in being an internet troll? (PoorBritney)
The Donald is just pissed Rihanna is richer than him (PopBytes)
and for this she gets $5million a picture (SeriouslyOMG)
I’d pay good money to have seen this live (TheSkinny)
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