This is rather reminiscent of those “condensed bedtime stories” designed so that busy parents won’t have to spend much of their precious time with their precious offspring. Looks like somebody needs a little lecture on safety and a large one on not looking like an ass in public.
Where does she put the latte?
From a livejournal of faraway and exotic Seattle, via reddit.
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Instead of on innocent rollerbladers such as myself.
Because I will cut you, bitch!
Notorious novelist Chuck Pahowdoyouspellthatianuk has a new book out, but more importantly a new internet timewaster! Click here to play the Rant Game, which is all about causing the biggest possible car crash. My sister should be a natural!
Looks like somebody’s crossing over. Stolen from our good buddy LolGay.com.
Ya know, I’m pretty sure I worked with that guy at Starbucks…
and he looked better than me in a strapless gown.
From lapsed Catholic Metro, who will doubtless burn in eternal hellfire for it or at least have to release an album of traditional Irish ballads before his reputation will be rehabilitated.
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