So, thanks to TheIanFox, I found this marvelous site that analyzes websites and blogs and draws (a binary) conclusion on the gender of the author. And guess what?
- It’s a man, baby! Or maybe just a skinny emo lesbian
We guess http://raincoaster.com is written by a man(55%), however it’s quite gender neutral.
Which is the only neutral thing about this blog, believe me.
Blond Bond cleans up well
Yay, I finally found a reason to like Blond Bond. This little video is aweome.
Finally, some relief from the tsunami of tsheen this week.
Liveblogging morphine (raincoaster)
Charlie Sheen in the New Yorker (Lolebrity)
State of Grace (Ayyyy)
Mush! Mush! (ManoloFood)
Universal Studios > Cthulhu??? (AgentBedhead)
Jennifer Aniston’s video is viral the way herpes is (BusyBeeBlogger)
Job opportunity of the year for a gossip blogger (CelebDirtyLaundry)
RIP OD (CelebritySmack)
REM RT (CelebrityVIPLounge)
WINNING! photoshops (CityRag)
SO FAR, Demi. So far… (DailyStab)
Adele is pro-gossip (DippedInCream)
Everybody but me has a book deal and a sex tape (EarSucker)
Three planets that size make a solar plexus system (FitFabCeleb)
Remember Lily Allen? (GirlsTalkinSmack)
One gets Africa, one gets New York? (HaveUHeard)
Aw man, don’t bling that thing! (HollywoodHiccups)
They have country music in Belgium? (INeedMyFix)
Roseanne Barr and Charlie Sheen? (MathewGuiver)
KFed/FedX Xpands (PoorBritney)
“Country Music’s newest star” (PopBytes)
TURBAN SIGHTING!!! (TheSkinny)
Bikini baby bump (TheSkinnyChic)
You know what I love? Fairy tales. You know what I hate? Disney. Oh, it’s not that these bloody-minded tales of Nemesis and warped value systems haven’t been Bowdlerized before, but they have never been Bowdlerized so creepily, yet so insipidly.
I mean, seriously, doesn’t Snow White just make your skin crawl? Is she not the most loathesomely irritating person with a simpering voice and obnoxiously dim brain since Mrs Topper as portrayed by Billie Burke?
(yes, I know this isn’t from Topper, but it’s all I could find)
Well, Snow White is up there when it comes to driveling bubbleheads with irritating, saccharine voices, surely, but at last some musical genius has made her tolerable. Behold the brilliant syncopations of “Wishery” by Pogo, a Pixar employee, and marvel at the unspeakable rendered not simply bearable, but beautiful.
Mostly by giving the dwarves more airtime, it’s true, but whatevs.
Lindsay Lohan confessions of a teenage drama queen
Well, now that Ariel has nearly completed her downfall and is drying up in rehab (yet again), I think the time is right for a little flashback to when it all started to go wrong. Once upon a time it was cokeups and muscleheads, alive, alive-o, and now it’s nothing but orange jumpsuits, enforced Yanni listening sessions and yoga, and the smell of cheap regret.
Those? Those were the days, my friend.
Endora was the shizznit and don't you even TRY to say different or I'll turn you into a newt. A special-needs newt
One of an ongoing series featuring Angie Dickinson, Suzanne Pleshette, Catherine Deneuve, Catwoman, Britney Spears, Mylene Farmer, Vanessa Paradis, an Iraqi police woman in training, Rembrandt’s Pallas Athena, Barbie, and now, Endora from Bewitched.
I always wanted to grow up to be her, and I think I may have finally succeeded. Now to get my hands on that wardrobe!
Pucci Galore!
What I like about her is…seriously, everything. I even dyed my hair red for a couple of years! She takes no prisoners, takes no shit, takes names and kicks ass, and she was right: her daughter married a total dork. Derwood was a feeb. I’m sorry, all you Derwoods or Darvins or Dickwads or Whatevers out there, but you’re just not good enough and it would be cruel to let you go through life in a fog of self-delusion, correct?
Endora would NEVER stoop to psychoactives. Other than Martinis, of course
Do you know the Sedona Method? Its aim is to give insecure, dweebish people a feeling of accomplishment. Regardless of whether or not they have, in fact, accomplished anything.
You can see why Endora and I would have a problem with that, yes? [clue for Derwoods: say Yes]
So, from Endora I have taken my vociferous contempt for the inferior, my belief that if one is magical enough one can get away with anything, and my taste for earrings of true splendiferositude.
Endora enjoys Champagne mainly on the plane over Spain
Endora and me: can we help it if we're fabulous?
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