an hypothesis

An radical hypothesis, in fact.

from the Archive.

Monday, May 02, 2005

It’s a possiblility, that’s all I’m saying. No proof either way, but still, a nagging doubt continues…

What if JD Salinger and Thomas Pynchon were the same person?

Hey, not so fast! Hear me out.

Did anyone ever see the two of them in a room together? Are there any vacation photos of them side-by-side, up to their knees in wholesome Cheasapeake Bay? I don’t think so!

Physical description: an aging man, tall, with big ears. Possibly badly dressed. Hey thanks, that describes everyone up to and including George Herbert Walker Bush, but I don’t think he wrote Gravity’s Rainbow.

Come to think of it, has anyone seen Francis Bacon in a room with…

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Stone Age computing: Maria lays it down old skool for Cookie Monster

By now, poor old Cookie‘s probably become one of those sad shut-ins who does nothing but rack up the Visa charges ordering from Cookies4uonline.com.

Thanks a lot, bitch.

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100% plastic: the Anna Nicole Smith doll

Anna Nicole Smith, the resemblance is uncanny 

So inasmuch as it’s completely synthetic, it’s that much more perfect a representation of the gawdy trainwreck that was Vicky Lynn.

Buy it now on eBay! Before Howard Stern gets custody

Beautiful One of a Kind Custom Doll
Inspired by Anna Nicole Smith

Artist Tina Lia‘s original creations have been featured in Rolling Stone Online Magazine

This stunning doll has been customized using a new from the box:
Obitsu 27cm Fleshtone Head with Rooted Light Blonde Hair
Obitsu 27cm Fleshtone Soft Bust Body

Handcrafted Fashions by Tina Lia are designed for gentle removal
Dress this gorgeous doll up in all your favorite outfits

Anna Nicole Smith nude doll

or not, as the case may be.

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the return of eteraz

Oh! Oh!I was going to change these lyrics, but they’re pretty much perfect as-is, except for that unfortunate side effect of dating me severely. Uh, I learned the theme to Welcome Back Kotter on Nick at Nite, okay?

In any case, eteraz was one of the first people who got a Welcome to the Blogroll post here at the ol’ raincoaster blog, a worthwhile activity we have since become to lazy to keep up, so it is only right and fitting that we give him a big hand upon his inevitable return from the massive eteraz.org project to the ranks of us personal rant bloggers. Blogs are just crack for cheap people; once a blogger, always a blogger.

Welcome Back, Eteraz

Welcome back,
Your dreams were your ticket out.

Welcome back,
To that same old place that you laughed about.

Well the names have all changed since you hung around,
But those dreams have remained and they’re turned around.

Who’d have thought they’d lead ya (Who’d have thought they’d lead ya)
Back here where we need ya (Here where we need ya)

Yeah we tease him a lot cause we’ve got him on the spot, welcome back,
Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back.

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pic o’ the day: Look Out, Bindi!!!

Lookout, Bindi!

via Defamer. Crocodile Hunter‘s eldest gives a speech.

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