No, really, he didn’t.
Despite remarks made in an interview with NME, Keith Richards did not mix his father’s cremated remains with coke and snort it.
So that is one thing on Earth that Keith Richards hasn’t tried. The clock is ticking, though, and besides, if I had those two unnaturally scrawny brats of his I wouldn’t want to give them any ideas.
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Say hello to the world’s crabbiest geography teacher:
And a new meme is born.
Thanks to engtech for these: a thread consisting of nothing but dozens upon dozens of joke 300 images. You’d think the man would have something better to do than feed my obsession, but apparently not. We could all learn from his example.
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Pride, baby, Pride (in the name of love)! via Defamer.
At first I thought so straight
I was horrified
Kept thinking I could never love
that way, or flaunt my Pride
But I spent so many fights
thinking how Persia done us wrong
I grew strong
I learned how to get it on
You got my back
You share my space
I just woke up to find you dead
and Persians all over the place
I should have killed that damn Xerxes
I would have had him on his knees
If I had thought for just one second
he’d be robbing me of thee!
Gloria Gaynor lyrics over the hjump.
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The searingly emo, devastatingly ironic, Alanis Morissette version of the Black Eyed Peas’ mindless tune “My Humps.” They really nailed the look and sound, didn’t they? Via Gawker, lyrics over the jump.
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Vote here, pretty please with a cherry and the naked
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You have only till midnight EDT, Friday, April 13,
so don’t delay, vote today!
Have I mentioned that I give marvelous head?
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