It’s been quite some time since we had any decent Kirk/Spock sexual innuendo around these parts. That’s a terrible cultural drought, one which is about to get washed away in a warm bath of cheese. Ladies and gentlemen, and those readers of this blog who know you are neither and are reconciled to the fact, we present Captain James Tiberius Kirk and First Officer and Science Officer Spock in “You Spin Me Round“:
The Gummy Bear periodic table
My class never did anything this fun.
Gummy Bears, see, are made out of sugar. Sugar and … uh … gummy. Duh. Sugar and gummy and that’s it, bare; hence, gummy bears. It’s obvious. And potassium chlorate is made out of potassium and chlorate.
Still with me?
And potassium and chlorate are neither sugar nor gummy nor even sugar and gummy, and when they all meet it’s more or less like the Hatfields met the Capulets, or perhaps more like when the McCoys met the Montagues.
And that ain’t good, whether you’re a substrate or a … superstrate? Or even a tumbler, as our poor gummy bear sacrifice here appears to be.
So sad. As god is my witness, I thought gummy bears could climb.
Please! You’re trying to tell me THAT THING guards the gates of Hell???
Jesus. The world really is a smaller place than it used to be.
Once again, this blog is on the very forefront of fairy science as we reveal this shocking photo evidence that, as alluded to in the Victorian document known as “Peter Pan
O cursed is the world that contains such abominations! Undead skeletal fairies, roaming the forest in search of innocent victims to torture! What unspeakable evil could have dreamed such perversion? Who can be behind this eldritch and unnameable madness?
Are you thinking what I’m thinking?
Straight from the mouth of Hell, by way of Malabon City in the Philippines, comes today’s little snippet of bizarrerie: Whitney Houston’s “I Will Always Love You” as performed by … something between Grace Jones and the demon Paimon.
Enjoy???
And yes, that’s a man.
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