Well and here I was, thinking OGMD wasn’t going too well today. Then I checked the stats.
Not only have I gotten the linkie luv from Liberty Forum, but I’ve also been linked to by nastyfuckingporn.com. May I note as well that this has resulted in a $5 increase in my Pingoat Blog Worth.
My mother would be so proud!
No: you don’t know my mother. She would be!
from Fark. This is just too amusing not to post. If you don’t get the joke, something tells me you’ve got that Y-chromosome mutation.
Q: My husband wants to have a threesome with me and my best friend.
A: Obviously your husband cannot get enough of you! Knowing that there is only one of you he can only settle for the next best thing your best friend. Far from being an issue, this can bring you closer together. Why not get some of your old college roommates involved too? If you are still apprehensive, maybe you should let him be with your friends without you. If you’re still not sure then just perform oral sex on him and cook him a nice meal while you think about it.
Q: My husband continually asks me to perform oral sex on him.
A: Do it. Semen can help you lose weight and gives a great glow to your skin. Interestingly, men know this. His offer to allow you to perform oral sex on him is totally selfless. This shows he loves you. The best thing to do is to thank him by performing it twice a day; then cook him a nice meal.
Q: My husband always has an orgasm then rolls over and goes to sleep without giving me one.
A: I’m not sure I understand the problem. Perhaps you’ve forgotten to cook him a nice meal.
More here.
Does Google know their shit or what? These guys have demographics down to a scary science.
Here is their engineer-enticing display from a recent Star Trek convention.
Google duplicated the bridge of the fictional Starship Enterprise and embarked on a mission in Las Vegas to recruit engineers, at a gathering of cultish Star Trek devotees.
More than 10,000 fans of the Star Trek franchise that began with a television series debut in September of 1966 were expected by organisers to make pilgrimages to the official annual convention at the Las Vegas Hilton.
Oh yeah, this probably marks the only opportunity these guys will ever have to get inside a Hilton.
That’s not the title, but it’s sure as hell the reason I’ve included it here. Got this via Gawker.
Let’s go to the transcript for some more sample lines:
They say that the road to Hell is paved with good intentions. I say that the easier-shortcut-that-all-the-locals-know-about-but-don’t-tell-the-tourists starts with this phrase: “It seemed like a really good idea at the time.”
Because that’s what this plan did; it seemed like a really good idea at the time.
And, of course, goes on from there. Add a cockroach, an elderly Russian woman, and underpants, and presto! instant blog post o’ the day.
Charo in Vegas. Forget Wayne Newton!
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