Category Archives: Sports

Binocular Soccer

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Most sports, I find, don’t particularly interest me. Even quiddich. Which I note is not in the spellchecker…surely it should be? But then, apparently, neither is “spellchecker.”

Sports. I was talking about sports. The ways to make a sport interesting to me are either put horses in it, play it on ice, or inject a note of mortal peril or demented humour. Padding a battalion of guys with mattresses over every inch of their bodies and making them throw a ball around is NOT how to do it.

This is how to do it:

stolen from with malice

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what are they putting in the water over there?

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Seriously, this is ridiculous.

Catfishwife

That’s a catfish the way a sabertoothed tiger is a cat. You’re looking at a record-breaking 66 pounds of fish sticks (a gazillionty-seven kilograms, howthefuckshouldiknoweh) landed by Bev Street, a deceptively mild-mannered housewife with, obviously, a lethal antipathy to free-range freshwater fish.

In unrelated news, I have recently deleted our dear friend StevenL from the blogroll, as his former idiosyncratic football/politics/pikefishing/future lung cancer victims rights blog has turned into a gay, pink, ad-bedecked page of financial advisor for profit links. Bleagh. Buh-bye.

…and release.

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Vacation Snaps of the Damned

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We’ve seen what happens when Death takes a holiday. Now let’s check out Worth1000 and see what happens to the rest of us once he gets back to work.

Nessie attacks

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How to give a man hug

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Stolen from the I-must-learn-how-to-use-that-someday VodPod widget over on Eat My Fucking Stilettos further to our earlier post about hugs. Man, I’ll figure this damn thing out one day; unfortunately, because this video is about man-to-man hugs, it serves only as background research. It presumes, ferinstance, that I have a brace of straight men handy, and if that were true, my friend, I would be far too busy to be posting at the moment, let me assure you.

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the finest piece of tabloid reporting in history

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taken just before the little boy ripped her arm off and shattered her skull with it 

Bar none. From TMZ.

Victoria Beckham blah blah shopping blah L.A. blah blah Friday. Blah blah!

…Posh, 33, blah blah Kitson — blah blah purple dress blah, Spice blah blah photogs blah blah blah blah!

Paparazzi crush blah blah Robertson Blvd., blah blah emaciated blah blah blonde bob blah blah blah. Blah!

Sheer Genius! Also: 33? O rly??? See the site for the several PAGES of comments this post generated!

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