Britain pwns Aussie vs Yank War

Bloody Hell

quiz: what are YOU giving up to focus on the economy?

Cthulhu why vote for the lesser evil?These are trying times, my friends. Even seasoned heros are finding themselves facing unimagined and unimaginable terrors as investment bankers endure periods of joblessness lasting up to three or even four days (psyche! everybody with a bonus of over $5k keeps their jobs) and the American economy craters.

In times like these, sacrifices must be made! One must prioritize! Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country!

John McCain is giving up meeting Bono and going on Letterman.

What great and terrible sacrifices will you make? Responses in the comments section, and pass the meme along in a post (with attribution) if you so desire.

Me? I’m giving up laundry. And paying attention to John McCain.

Sad Clowns

The Sad Clown

I’m on cold medicine, stoned to the gills, so bear with me here.b Just filli in the blanks like a Choose Your Own Sad Scary Nekkid Clown ADFdventure.

black velvet sad/scary clown gallery

Clowns get naked for charity calendar

Something, John Wayne CGacy, something Emmet Kelly, something Jodie Foster no that’s too far I take the Jodie back, drag queen, xclowqn fetish, clown photbia okay, duty done I’m outta here.

Little Gordon Ramsay

Awwwww, isn’t Little Gordon here adorable? A chip off the old blockhead! If Cthulhu and I ever had a love/hatefuck child, he’d turn out just like this, I’m sure.

You can watch all three videos over at TeenyManolo, yo.

Comme J’ai Mal by Mylene Farmer

Given the transition of Faceless Day into a new face for raincoaster, this seems like a good time to introduce this video by Franco-Canuck Mylene Farmer. It’s the first song that made me aware of her, and it only did that because of the awesome power of this particular video, which just happens to be near-perfect.

Sorry, my French is a bit rusty, but I think you get the gist.