If you can’t see the words SPOILER ALERT don’t blame me for what happens. If you do not already know this movie, do not watch this. I’m serious.
TOTAL, TOTAL SPOILER ALERT, DUDES!!!
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SPOILER ALERT!!!
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via Fark. How did this piece of unrestrained glam rock Boraticism and bad Engerish escape me for this long? Long live Molvania!
Hey baby, wake up from your asleep.
We have arrived on to the future and the whole world is become…
Electronik, supersonik. Supersonik, electronik.
Hey baby, ride with me away.
We doesn’t have much time.
My blue jeans is tight,
So on to my love rocket climb.
Inside tank of fuel is not fuel but love,
Above us, there is nothing above
But the stars above.
All systems gone, prepare for downcount!
5
4
3
1!
Offblast!
Fly away in my space rocket.
You no need put money in my pocket.
The door is closed I just lock it.
(Hah!) I put my spark plug in your socket (Hah! Ha ha hah!)
The sun in sky is bright like fire!
You and me gets higher and higher.
Heart of communication fire!
Only thing can stop us is flat tire.
(Hah! Hah! Ha ha hah!)
Hey love crusader, I want to be your space invader.
For you I will descend the deepest moon crater.
I is most stronger than darth vapor.
Obey me, I is your new dictator.
For you is Venus, I am Mars.
With you I is more richer than all the czars.
Make a wishes on a shooting stars, then for you I will play on my cosmic guitars!
Ladies and gentlemen, fasten your beltseats.
We has commenced our descent.
I trust you enjoy this flight as much as you enjoy this accent.
Now, back on earth, is time for down splash.
Into sea of eternal glory my spaceship crash.
People have arrived for to cheer me from near and far.
And as I bloat, I open door and shout:
I am world’s biggest washed-up superstar!
(Supersonik, electronik)
As for sure as the sun rises in the west, of all the singers and poets on earth, I am the bestest.
Come, let me put ring of jupiter on your finger.
Then, like a smell around you, I will forever linger.
Okay, is time for end, no more will I sang.
Let me take you back in time, I want for you to experience big bang.
Long live space race, long live Molvania.
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In the fine tradition of Dave Chappelle’s Clayton Bigsby, Black White Supremacist comes Carvey and Colbert’s Skinheads from Maine. Ayuh.
“What ya whittlin’ theayah?”
“Hate stick fuh beatin’ on the Spaniahds.”
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H’yeah, we’re obviously not going to be any more refined today than we were yesterday, but what can we say; yesterday was an awesome day for hits.
Here we at the ol’ raincoaster blog present the Colbert Report‘s timely (see previous post) hard-hitting investigation into the American phenomenon of bald eagle porn. Talk about a national symbol!
“Just like with people!”
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A koala bear peep show in a store’s Christmas display? Another featuring an animatronic platypus administering a hand job to a recumbent wombat?
Dese Australians, dey are crazeeeey!
From the Herald Sun, via (who else?) Fark.
EYEBROWS were raised outside the Myer Christmas windows in Melbourne when a platypus appeared to be intimately involved with a wombat.
A malfunction was the cause of the accidental and unfortunate positioning of the two characters in this year’s Christmas windows titled Wombat Devine.
But window watchers in attendance did not know about the mistake for some time and many were quite surprised by what they saw.
“I don’t know what to think,” said a mother of four.
“They look like they are… involved.”
And in another window, eagle-eyed bestiality fans noted the following koala-on-koala-gimp action.
NSFW, if you W with koala bears all day.
In England, though, they call this dogging…hmmm, wonder why? They had Jordan turn on the Oxford Street Chrismas lights this year (among other things) which rather sets the tone, so it stands to reason that somewhere in the festive decorations lurks a cunningly disguised display of canine kink.
Pictures can be forwarded to the address in the top right-hand corner, please.
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