Quick Filler Quiz: what movie is your lovelife like

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Yes, filler while I’m stoned on cold meds and can’t blog: note to self: do NOT describe self as “stoned” even on cold meds, when talking to cops. It tends to alarm them unnecessarily.

Frankly, given the state of affairs at Operation Global Media Domination HQ lately, I’m surprised I didn’t come up with Andy Warhol‘s eight hour film of the Empire State Building, during which nothing whatsoever happens. But you know we’re all about the faith in meaningless internet quizzes around here, so what the hell.


Your Love Life is Like Annie Hall


“A relationship, I think, is like a shark. You know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies.”

You believe that love (if you even believe in love!) is a very complicated thing.

Maybe love is pain. Or maybe it’s all a big therapy session. You’re still figuring it out.

Your love style: Brainy and a bit neurotic

Your Hollywood Ending Will Be: Realistic and reflective

Are You Stupid? Sven Kramer Pwns NBC

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Sven Kramer hangs loose

This. Is. Awesome.

Ladies and gentlemen, seek no further; we have our defining moment for the Vancouver 2010 Olympic Games:

For those of you too lazy to click the link, it’s hunky Dutch speedskater Sven Kramer coming off a gold-medal-winning performance to be greeted by an NBC reporter getting up in his grill and asking him the routine talking head questions like “where are you from” and “do you think you did well” and so on.

And he looks her in the eye and responds “Are you stupid?“

UPDATED because VANOC took down the first one, and this one is even longer, including her “how do you feel” and his “Ha, I feel pretty goooooood!”

Sven Kramer sez I've got the bread, baby, if you've got the buttah

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now is the time at raincoaster when we dance!

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or, if you’re raincoaster, now is the time when we get so stoned on cold meds we fall out of our chair. Sideways. Over the armrest.

funny pictures of cats with captions
So here, watch these two catchy YouTubes while I go sober up.

Laurel and Hardy dancing to the Gap Band

via Truelogic

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sickie

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Hannah Kearney wins big

Sorry for the cliche post, but I’m sick and stoned on cold meds (my face itches; do they put meth in this? can’t be: I have, as always, no urge to clean up) and not capable of doing much more than lolz or things in which I have a vested and critical financial interest, so check lolebrity.net and ayyyy.com and True/Slant and pray for me and bring me nourishing things to eat and chocolate, that’s especially nourishing, and Bono, if you’re really in Vangroover, you could stop by and play me a song or something, or just sing into my iPhone once I figure out the settings on the voice recorder.

Olympic torchbearer news

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Dude! Seriously! WTF are you doing here when you should be over at raincoaster’s highfalutin new NYC blog at True/Slant:
http://trueslant.com/lorrainemurphy/2010/02/12/2010-olympic-torchbearer/

No, seriously!