Whichever one of you came here through a search for “why michael j. fox pleasures his fans,” you need to talk to me, baby.
What did you hear, when did you hear it, who has he pleasured, and, most importantly, how is he?
< tastelessness > some of us have been looking for a way to combine the perfect man and the perfect vibrator for a very long time < / endtastelessness >
Brunch For Breast Cancer
The ‘Save These’ Girls Calendar Launch Party
(the must-give Christmas present this year)
May 1st 2006. Halifax Nova Scotia.
Four amazing Canadian men in the spirit and passion for the cause set off on an epic 8000 km longboarding trip across Canada raising money and awareness for a cure to this insidious disease.
Push for the Cure (Carlos Koppen, Benjamin Jordan, Rob Lewis and Aaron Jackson) has heightnened awareness in a unique way.
They have brought home a realisation and deeper understanding in men for the much-loved women in their lives. In addition to raising over $40,000 for the Canadian Breast Cancer Foundation.
October 9th 2006. Vancouver BC. Poppy D, freelance photographer and friends welcome them with fundraising events and a showcase/auction of the unique and beautiful images, The ‘Save These’ Girls.
October 16th The ‘Save These’ Girls calender is born. 12 images 12 months and the “must give” Christmas present of the year.
November 12th, You’re cordially invited to join us for the launch party ‘Brunch for Breast Cancer’. Meet the girls, buy the calendar, view the exhibit, and enjoy the divine cuisine and terroir of Cassis Bistro.
Dress for the this fun and social afternoon soire of Brunch and Bucks Fizz!
The “save these” calender will be on display at Cassis Bistro for the next month.
Launch Party Details:
When: Sunday November 12th, 12-6pm
Where: Cassis Bistro, 420 W.Pender
RSVP: Poppy D 778.316.2545
Mark Graham 778.322.9474
Websites: poppyd.mosaicglobe.com
www.pushforthecure.com
www.cassisvancovuer.com
This one’s a real eye-ripper, straight from the folks at Fishbowl NY. Blame them, although I think the titles are straight outta CondeNasty.
From time to time we here at the ol’ raincoaster blog like to get out for a stroll around strange and eldritch parts (no dirty jokes, Metro!) and see what we can discover. We have just returned from such a journey, one that has left us strangely shaken, ill at ease, suspecting that behind the homely reality that we have come to know as “the world” lie unutterable gulfs of madness, spiralling into the great abyss for eons beyond time…
So we thought we’d show you this. Prepare yourselves, mortals!
“How odd it looks!” said Miss Kitty Fluffington. “Very non-Euclidian.”
“Yes,” said Brown Snuggly Bear, “but thank goodness it isn’t squamous.”
“Or gibbous,” said Mister Bright Eyes.
“It seems to be covering something,” said Miss Kitty Fluffington. “Let’s see!”
Events proceed predictably…
Yes, plush Cthulhu! The stars were right again and a band of innocent stuffed animals had released Him into the world by accident.
“Uh, oh,” said Baby Boy Fluffy Bunny.
Another soul-chilling tale of terror from the posthumous hand and cruelly unhinged mind of the master of horror.
Brian Atene, 20, Aug 16, 1963 and then they broke the mold
A brief refresher before we begin.
You all remember Brian Atene, bad audition posterboy and internet laughingstock for the video he made to convince Stanley Kubrick (CUE-brick) to give him the lead in Full Metal Jacket. Naturally, in a smarmy culture where everyone’s a comedian, it wasn’t long before someone made a series of viciously amusing Brian Atene: the Chubby Years videos to bring us up to speed on our hero.
What separates Brian Atene from David Hasselhoff? One thing, ladies and gentlemen: staying power. If David Hasselhoff were an internet laughingstock, you can bet your sweet bippy that it would be David Hasselhoff and nobody else who would make the mocking “where are they now” video, and he’d be up until the wee hours, uploading that puppy to YouTube and, for all I know, favoriting it under eight hundred different usernames.
Brian Atene is no David Hasselhoff.
But Denny Blazin Hazen is.
Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to present Denny Blaze, circa 1986. Don’t laugh: you wore those ridiculous pants too, didn’t you?
It’s okay. Breathe. Breathe. Nobody’s going to make you mousse your mullet if you don’t want to. Just relax.
Now see what Denny Blaze has done in response to that video’s 546,401 views, 326 comments, and 1083 times favorited.
He’s owned it.
I am now solidly on Team Average Homeboy! Bonus points that he’s kept in shape, too. Looks better than generational icon and sex scandaliste Rob Lowe, who’s starting to get that Keef look around the eyes, and for good reason from what I hear.
