Suggestions? Wild guesses?
Pretty much outed, actually. Stolen from the voyeuristically delightful Celebrity Cosmetic Surgery blog, here’s a lovely little vid of before and after shots of celebrities, set to a classic tune.
Is this not the perfect place to mention that Spy reported that Angelina Jolie’s pickup line was “Five bucks if you can guess what’s real”? That so [...]
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Bar none. From TMZ.
Victoria Beckham blah blah shopping blah L.A. blah blah Friday. Blah blah!
…Posh, 33, blah blah Kitson — blah blah purple dress blah, Spice blah blah photogs blah blah blah blah!
Paparazzi crush blah blah Robertson Blvd., blah blah emaciated blah blah blonde bob blah blah blah. Blah!
Sheer Genius! Also: 33? O rly??? See the [...]
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Look, people, it’s FAKE. It’s not her. Now will you please either go away or read more posts on the blog?
Seriously, 960 hits yesterday, 998 hits the day before, just through searches for “Britney Spears Sex Tape” for which it appears I google rather highly (higher, indeed, than my sources).
Too bad posts tagged “Porn” don’t [...]
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via Daily Kos. Twain would not permit this to be published until after his death, and given the potential for blowback I think we can all understand why. It reminds me of nothing so much as William S. Burroughs’ Thanksgiving Prayer. Watch the film on YouTube here.
O Lord our Father, our young patriots, idols of our [...]
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Oh, this is just not going to go well.
From ScaryIdeas, via Fark.
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The sushi’s point of view in a Japanese mall. Random and charming. You can see the difference made by a more upscale sushi locale here.
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You tell me. Presenting Pat and Mick, of whom I have never heard, performing their apparent non-hit I Haven’t Stopped Dancing Yet. Note omnipresent ambiguous, yet powerful, sexuality, along with the presence of two Robert Palmer dancers, a great number of apparently gay boys with great asses and pleated pants, and perhaps the most heinous unironic [...]
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It’s too bad we haven’t got a Dr Cornelius handy to interpret this auspicious-looking juncture for us. Does it mean that the werewolves will get laid tonight?
Photo from the ever-stunning Astronomy Photo of the Day. Click on the picture or the link to view it in full-size and astonishing detail.
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Heh, you could say that. But if you did I’d have you thrown in the dungeon.
You Are 81% Strange!
You are pretty darn strange. You’re quirky and odd, and definitely not normal. But that’s great–it makes you an interesting person. You aren’t exactly as strange as they come, but congratulations on being quite unique!
How Strange Are [...]
O rly?
Well, maybe just for British people.
BBC caption: Genuine orgasm: less brain actvity
raincoaster caption: no shit, Sherlock.
The BBC reports on a fascinating study of sexual satisfaction, deception, and big, ugly brain scans. With socks.
This is the pinnacle of every nerd’s erotic dreamland, isn’t it?
When they gave the couples socks to wear, about 80% of the couples [...]
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Yes, the poor boy is in need of help. I don’t think the buzz cut he eventually went with was the very best choice for him, but it beats this: the next step would be tying those bangs up with some ribbon in a little pouf. Not the look you’re going for, buddy.
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and here’s a [...]
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Not since Will Ferrell’s heartbreaking portrait of a soused, abusive toddler landlord have we seen so wrenching a portrait of innocence lost. When the Dad has to bring up Nancy Reagan, you know it’s a desperate situation.
Just.
Say.
No.
To.
Emo.
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Seriously, though, you know that Amelia Earheart and Elvis are reading them all.
So it’s not like they’re being ignored.
Cartoon by Dave Walker.
Find more cartoons you can freely re-use on your blog at We Blog Cartoons.
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Just a snapshot of the regular routine around the ol’ raincoaster homestead.
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This is rather reminiscent of those “condensed bedtime stories” designed so that busy parents won’t have to spend much of their precious time with their precious offspring. Looks like somebody needs a little lecture on safety and a large one on not looking like an ass in public.
Where does she put the latte?
From a livejournal of faraway [...]
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Stole this one from Defamer, who stole the pic from Towelroad. Take this adorable picture of Cute Overload-level scrumptious sweetie Jake Gyllenhaal napping on a train and use your lolgoth-honed skillz to photoshop additional and preferably amusing things to it.
The #1 thing I’d want to put on Jakeypoo is, of course, myself, but that might startle [...]
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Or DCLugi here.
But it’s okay. We’ve still got our poetry.
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Well this was a foregone conclusion.
How much of a smart @ss are you?
Your Result: Congrats!!
86%
You are the biggest smart @ss around!!! Your @ss is so smart, it speaks on its own!!! You have reached full level of smart @ssness!!!I hope you feel proud! I know your family doesn’t…
What?
Wow!
nice.
a start.
How much of a smart @ss are [...]
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