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Monthly Archives: June 2007

THIS is Sparta?

June 30, 2007 – 10:45 am

Yep, danged overqualified immigrants. We’re in ur office, kleenin ur mess.

Stolen from Neatorama
 
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random morbidity

June 30, 2007 – 9:57 am

Why is it that when it’s the government that executes someone,
it is never described as “execution-style?”

But it is called the Executive Branch.
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By raincoaster | Posted in Allegory, Crime, Election, Etiquette, Literary, Politics, Random Thoughts, U.S., anarchy, government, marketing, media, murder, obituaries, philosophy, sad, tragedy | Comments (3)

the Harry Potter Countdown ticker: get it for your blog

June 30, 2007 – 8:35 am

I stole it from ruhi’s blog here, so it seems only fair that you steal it from me. If you scroll down in my blog you’ll see it in my sidebar just under the Categories list, and very nice-looking it is, too, if a bit fat for a Dusk template sidebar. Don’t ask me how [...]

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50’s redux: Amy Winehouse works it girl-group style

June 30, 2007 – 6:59 am

although her backup consists of a costume party themed “Hollywood Hookerdom.” If you replaced the slutteriffic satins and fishnets with torn B.U.M. Equipment sweats and GWG cutoffs, this could be any day in my neighborhood, actually. The girls around here don’t need to try so hard.
I suppose it’s only natural if your video is directed [...]

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you say tomato, I say tomahto; you say botox, I say botulinum toxin type A

June 29, 2007 – 11:05 pm

A doctor in Las Vegas has been arrested for injecting into the faces of his unsuspecting patients a derivative of the deadly botulism toxin.
He has admitted injecting the patients, who came for Botox treatments, with paralyzing shots of botulinum toxin type A instead of the Botox for which they had paid. Sounds like a pretty [...]

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paging Christopher Walken…could Christopher Walken please report to the Walls of Jericho?

June 29, 2007 – 6:05 pm

Well, now it’s official. Welcome to the End Times.
With musical accompaniment.
Well, it would have musical accompaniment, if the Archangel Gabriel (or Gabe, as we like to call him) hadn’t, in a move startlingly reminiscent of (if not actually plagiarized from) Terry Pratchett’s scene of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse [...]

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lollemur!

June 29, 2007 – 7:14 am

Oh, why not? Like you’re surfing the internet looking for Protagoras and Meaning, eh? They’re over at Manhunt.

Also, bonus “hey, rare lemur triplets born” story tacked on to pathetically justify lollemur blog filler.
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quiz: what kind of woman’s shoe are you?

June 29, 2007 – 6:02 am

Another perfect match. I’ve actually got my eye on a nice pair of patent boots that lace up the side…if only I had somewhere to wear them!

You Are Big Black Boots!

You can be best described as: attitude
You’ve got lots of it – and you love to give it
A guy has to be pretty gusty to [...]

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Harry Potter spoiler di tutti spoiler

June 28, 2007 – 8:25 am

So you want to know how the final book ends, do you?
Do all the people that the bloodthirsty Rowling has killed off suddenly un-die, join hands and sing “It’s a Small World After All” while Draco Malfoy converts to the Church of Dumbledoorianism, Buckbeak leads a squadron of precision hippogriffs in barrel rolls overhead, Gandalf [...]

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the joke is on you

June 28, 2007 – 4:18 am

He who laughs last, laughs best? As jokes go, this one deserves a place in the history books.
Double murderer Patrick Knight (the Insane Cajun) achieved global fame over the past month for his quest to find the funniest joke in the world and tell it at his own execution. That execution happened last night, [...]

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