Yep, danged overqualified immigrants. We’re in ur office, kleenin ur mess.
Stolen from Neatorama
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Yep, danged overqualified immigrants. We’re in ur office, kleenin ur mess.
Stolen from Neatorama
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Why is it that when it’s the government that executes someone,
it is never described as “execution-style?”
But it is called the Executive Branch.
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I stole it from ruhi’s blog here, so it seems only fair that you steal it from me. If you scroll down in my blog you’ll see it in my sidebar just under the Categories list, and very nice-looking it is, too, if a bit fat for a Dusk template sidebar. Don’t ask me how [...]
although her backup consists of a costume party themed “Hollywood Hookerdom.” If you replaced the slutteriffic satins and fishnets with torn B.U.M. Equipment sweats and GWG cutoffs, this could be any day in my neighborhood, actually. The girls around here don’t need to try so hard.
I suppose it’s only natural if your video is directed [...]
A doctor in Las Vegas has been arrested for injecting into the faces of his unsuspecting patients a derivative of the deadly botulism toxin.
He has admitted injecting the patients, who came for Botox treatments, with paralyzing shots of botulinum toxin type A instead of the Botox for which they had paid. Sounds like a pretty [...]
Well, now it’s official. Welcome to the End Times.
With musical accompaniment.
Well, it would have musical accompaniment, if the Archangel Gabriel (or Gabe, as we like to call him) hadn’t, in a move startlingly reminiscent of (if not actually plagiarized from) Terry Pratchett’s scene of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse [...]
Oh, why not? Like you’re surfing the internet looking for Protagoras and Meaning, eh? They’re over at Manhunt.
Also, bonus “hey, rare lemur triplets born” story tacked on to pathetically justify lollemur blog filler.
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Another perfect match. I’ve actually got my eye on a nice pair of patent boots that lace up the side…if only I had somewhere to wear them!
You Are Big Black Boots!
You can be best described as: attitude
You’ve got lots of it – and you love to give it
A guy has to be pretty gusty to [...]
So you want to know how the final book ends, do you?
Do all the people that the bloodthirsty Rowling has killed off suddenly un-die, join hands and sing “It’s a Small World After All” while Draco Malfoy converts to the Church of Dumbledoorianism, Buckbeak leads a squadron of precision hippogriffs in barrel rolls overhead, Gandalf [...]
He who laughs last, laughs best? As jokes go, this one deserves a place in the history books.
Double murderer Patrick Knight (the Insane Cajun) achieved global fame over the past month for his quest to find the funniest joke in the world and tell it at his own execution. That execution happened last night, [...]