Spin Dawg was one of the best scratchers we'd ever heard
I had no idea this was even a thing, let alone a steady job with a national competition. Ladies and gentlemen, Little Caesars Sign Spinning:
This is what I do on a daily bases trying to earn money for college.
I hope he made enough to go to the college of his choice, and I hope the young lad managed to take some English classes while he was there.
You can see more of these poor, desperate, whirling dervishes at Buzzfeed.
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June 22, 2010
RE: Content License Agreements
Dear Contributor:
As you are probably aware True/Slant Inc. has been bought by and merged into Forbes. This transaction means great changes for True/Slant. Unfortunately it means that at this time we must exercise our right to terminate our Agreement with you effective 30 days hence. We will be working with you to move your content to a WordPress blog; we’ll send details on that shortly. While at the moment we do not have a need for your services, we forsee the possibility down the road of contacting you again.
I wanted to personally thank you for all that you have done to make True/Slant what it is today. We wish you good luck and hope that our paths cross again in the future.
Very truly yours,
Lewis Dvorkin
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God knows, I’ve been laid off before. Just usually by people who knew my name.
For those of you who are interested, no, the Michael Jackson posts didn’t do it. It’d be a sorry-ass news site indeed that would fire somebody for getting hate mail. Coates and I had a lot of talks before I got hired, and one of the things that made him say Yes was my ability to generate controversy. Which hasn’t gotten my work posted to the front page ever since I started talking about Michael Jackson, but who knows? Maybe Steve Forbes is a big fan. I actually have no complaints about the way I was treated, except the one about a non-specific noun rather than a personal one in that greeting. May I be excused my emo moment?
It’s okay, I’ve still got my poetry.
By the way, for trivia fans no, they did not in fact send it Certified Mail, so I guess this will have to do as a return receipt.
I’ll be very, very sorry to see this gig go. It was never going to be a millionaire-maker, nor was my drawing power something that had Matt Taibbi staying up nights, but I was proud of the work I did there (and, I guess, will continue to do right up till the end of July, just because I’m so nice) and having briefly had one, I will never again underestimate the power of a site that has the attention of the New York media.
John Cusack retweeted my post about him, and said (somewhat loopily, as usual) “I liek lorriane!” Ian McKellen retweeted my post about him.
It’s not supposed to matter, but it does. At least they know my name.
Oh, you mean besides edit five chapters of the Guerrilla Marketer’s Guide to Social Media Marketing? And walk for an hour to get exercise?
I did this:
I posted:
Betty White on SNL sneak peek leaked video!
https://raincoaster.com/2010/04/05/betty-white-on-snl-sneak-peek-leaked-video-clip/The Screenwriter’s Challenge 2010
http://theshebeenclub.com/2010/04/04/the-screenwriters-challenge-2010/Easter Caption Contest
http://ayyyy.com/2010/04/05/easter-caption-contest/Che What?
http://lolebrity.net/2010/04/05/che-what/iPad News: will it blend?
https://raincoaster.com/2010/04/05/ipad-news-yes-it-will-blend/Easter, what really happened
https://raincoaster.com/2010/04/05/easter-what-really-happened/Patrick Kim McDermott’s Return from Xanadu
http://trueslant.com/lorrainemurphy/2010/04/05/patrick-kim-mcdermotts-return-from-xanadu/David Sedaris explains Easter to the French
http://theshebeenclub.com/2010/04/05/david-sedaris-explains-easter-to-the-french/Godzilla’s Plea
http://lolebrity.net/2010/04/05/godzillas-plea/Adam Lambert’s Mini Me
http://lolebrity.net/2010/04/05/adam-lamberts-mini-me/Phoebie Price reaches for the stars
Yep, another post that tells you to go over to my new column at True/Slant and read what I wrote there. Not that ANY of you followed that advice last time I posted it. Still, the thought of an analysis of the value of Lindsay Lohan‘s butt with cameo appearance by Kim Kardashian‘s butt must be worth SOME clicks, no?
Celebrity Assets: Plundering Booty
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…namely over at my newest blog, The Celebrity Industrial Complex, over at True/Slant. Today’s celebrity-based blog topic? Pondering the purchasing power of prominent posteriors. And Irish saints. Because we’re all eclectic an shizz.
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