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Toldja.
Hat tip for the tipoff to With Malice
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Category Archives: Daniel Radcliffe
Harry Potter naked, coming soon to a theatre near you!
Provided you live in Manhattan, that is.
Yes, child star (ah, they grow up so fast, don’t they?) Daniel Radcliffe will be bringing his jailbaitalicious skyclad junk to Broadway. To be fair, his performance in Equus was by all accounts quite good, and North America has not yet had the opportunity to get our knickers (if any) in a twist about the fact that the role involves smoking, so it’s not as if this is simple pandering to a continent greedy for wizard-perving. It’s not as if we’ve been deprived, after all.
But raincoaster sources suspect something else. A different, more sordid explanation. We believe that the real reason behind the revival of a somewhat elderly yet not quite classic play is the simple fact that Daniel Radcliffe is an exhibitionistic, pervy sex maniac whose needs could not be met by his own nation of 60,776,238!
And this does indeed take us to our happy place. How much to stage this at The Centre?
Daniel Radcliffe and the Tongue of Many Talents
Honestly, it’s no wonder the boy’s so popular!
From Agent Bedhead:
Daniel proves beyond the shadow of a doubt that his talents go well beyond acting.
The Harry Potter star can also do what he calls “disgusting things with my tongue.”
Just incidentally, I think it’s safe to say that between his fame, his money, and that tongue, Daniel will never, ever lack for a date.
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it’s never too late: Harry Potter spoiler generator
No, really. It’s never too late. I still haven’t read the last one!
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My Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom is: Draco Malfoy becomes a billionaire in the software market by using Mooncalf dung Get your Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom |
Actually, anyone such as myself who PAID for WindowsME could tell you that this one came true.
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Elvis Voldemort
This is a confluence of pop memes almost beyond imagining, but FWIW, Lord Voldemort‘s middle name, in French, is Elvis.
To make an anagram of Je suis Voldemort the French translators had to change Tom Marvolo Riddle into Tom Elvis Jedusor.
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