today in “experiencing technical difficulty” news

Just because I don’t post anything for 72 hours, is that any reason to abandon me??? Have you no idea what this does to my self-esteem? It’s like the Tink death scene in Peter Pan; every time I get a hit that isn’t looking for mango porn I perk up a bit. Anything less than 300 and I am prone to sudden fainting spells.

On that note I would like to welcome the person who came via a search for “why is everyone looking for charo,” because we are, indeed, all about the Charo here on the raincoaster blog.

Borat attacked!

Looking for the story of the recent NYC beatdown? Go here.

 

It’s true: Borat, the Andrew Dice Clay of Khazakstan, has gotten the smackdown from the clueless, sharpie-wielding village idiots in NYC. Guess they ran outta pitchforks.

 

Borat, Bigot?

 

From Thighs Wide Shut, via Gawker. And if you’re thinking “Gee, she musta only had time to go to one website today” you’d be right. There’s a Guide to Muslim Humour on WordPress somewhere, but I’ll hafta find it for you tomorrow. L8r!

X-fighter or X-rated? Half-nekkid Matthew McConaughey to the rescue!

Macchew can do!

From Best Week Ever, via Defamer. Sexiest Man Alive Matthew McConaughey uses his super yoga powers in an attempt to destroy the Death Star and free the galaxy from the cruel yoke of the Imperial Forces.

PC whacks Mac

via Scobleizer.

Mac vs PC, very un-PC at that!

dungeons and dragons and management consultants

From Fark, 3 D4 pages of motivational posters for gamers. Trust me, most gamers could use a lot more motivation. See if this works.

Ya know, it'd be just like me to ignore these

 

Yup, that would be me alrighty

 

Accept it, your parent's basement is plenty cosy