Yo, yo! Y’all aren’t gonna b’leev this, up frum tha street:
For context, please see Weird Al’s White and Nerdy (backup dancing by Donny Osmond).
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Category Archives: Fans
Indiana Jones versus Brian Jones
An immortal hero versus a dead rock god? No contest, baby. Indy takes it going away. Highly educational infographic from Tanya, who quite sensibly calls the contest the same way I do. If only all schools had access to charticles like these, eh?
For more Indianization, check out Indiana Jones and the Call of Cthulhu (an updated classic! Cthulhu and Indy, together again for the first time) and
our two Which Indiana Jones Character Are You Quizzes.
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quiz: which Indiana Jones character are you?
There seems to be a slight difference of opinion among these quiz-type things. I mean, hey, if you can’t trust anonymous internet quiz-builders, who can you trust?
Check it out below. To really get your Indy on, do the quizzes and finish off by checking out our own dear, sweet re-edit job: Indiana Jones and the Call of Cthulhu.
Which Indiana Jones Character are You
You are Indiana Jones the King of all Crusaders
Take this quiz!
Now, you cannot tell me that 55% of quiz-taking Myspacers are Indiana Jones inside. No way. That’s just too arrogant. But this…this is going too far.
You are a Victim!
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| Congratulations! You are most like a Victim, an unfortunate being always in constant need of Indiana Jones’ help. Although it sucks to be the Victim, your helplessness plays a vital role to the Indiana Jones of the world because he/she can save your sad behind from cannibals and hunters. |
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Sex and the City and the Matrix?
I must have missed that episode. Tell me, dear reader, would Carrie Bradshaw and Neo not have the dumbest, most perfectly styled baby of all time? Also, if that ain’t Laurence Fishburne, who the fuck is it? I recognize the White Rabbit.
Stolen from Cat’s blog.
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Transformers Mister Potatohead: Optimash Prime
Ten bucks? How is this not sold out yet? Why, it’s almost as clever as Darth Tater!
He’s modeled more on the 80’s cartoon Optimus than the version we’ll see in theaters soon — and yes, we’re going, even if Michael Bay is a no-talent clown — and he even comes with a mini semi-truck, just in case you forgot what he looks like when he’s not, you know, a potato.
From Uncrate, via the unexpectedly rich vein of commenter gold on Defamer.
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