Presenting the first in what we at the ol’ raincoaster blog hope will be a long-running and completely tasteless feature. Think of it as Great Cthulhu‘s answer to lolgays, lolgeeks and lolcats.
Because I just haven’t busted out my inner egregiously offensive child lately, and she’s almost chewed through the steel door…
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From naomi:
what’s the difference between a new-ager and a pagan?
about $75,000 a year
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But not technically landed. via Fark.
It’s pinkish and smiley. It’s stuck to its momma’s side, rising in and out of the waves like a shiny merry-go-round creature…
Scientists won’t know if the calf is a male or female until it rolls over and shows its belly. They do know it belongs to a family of local orcas called the J pod. And they know it has three siblings.
That’s good news for the little orca, which is being called J42 according to birth order.
The unit automatically upgrades to Carnivore in 12-24 months, and has an expected window of operability of between 20-40 years, depending on usage.
Note that installation of the jPod unit in a SeaWorld environment may void your warranty.
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i can has nerdgasm?
First there were lolcats (and note, please, that I am restraining myself from using lolspk here, or even l33t for verily, I am way dignified, yo).
Then there were lolgays. and gebrils. They’re big on gebrils. We even hear there are lolgeeks…
Now, to complete the lolfecta for the grand prize, there is:
As if this grand conceit were not already pluperfect, please identify the source of the following vintage meme, for additional geek points and a free virtual propeller beanie:
and here is your soundtrack, for rocking and geeking out.
Numa, numa, baby!
That is all.
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