Wow, at the moment this couldn’t be more accurate. These damn quizzes! They’re scaring me! Does Rod Serling write these things?
| How to make a raincoaster |
| Ingredients:
3 parts pride 1 part humour 3 parts instinct |
| Method: Layer ingredients in a shot glass. Add sadness to taste! Do not overindulge! |
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Make it from scratch? Puh-leeze! There are easier ways to satisfy a craving for seafood. Who needs the real thing when Japan and McDonald‘s do fake so very well? This tag team of Giant Octopus and Enormo-CollossoGigantor Squid is enough to put any budding Iron Chef off.
stolen from Pink Tentacle, which has a collection of several such bizarre, Mel-Brooks-ish Japanese-Neanderthal-vs-Gigantic-Ancient-Beast commercials.
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There are no words for this…at least, none in English. Indeed, Bjork is obviously not the only kooky musical Icelander. This may not make Paul Oscar a global superstar, but whatever. It doesn’t matter. He’s still got his poetry.
blame Perez for passing it along.
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This is the kind of thing I think about ALL THE TIME. Oh, goody: a soul mate!
via Defamer
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raincoaster 