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Anonymous vs ME!!!!!

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OMG WTF!?!?!?!?! Anonymous is after ME now! Shitgoddamholyfuckyikes! I knew that this gossip blogging gig would be trouble!

Maybe Scientology will protect me?

Stolen from Valleywag

Hello. Internet Gossip Bloggers. We are The Z-List Celebrities.

Over the years we have been watching you. Watching us. Your blog posts, showing our drunkenness, our nip slips, our public breakdowns, have caught our eye. With the rise of your blog traffic and general influence in the entertainment industry, we, The Z-List Celebrities, have decided that you must be destroyed.

For the good of your readers, for the good of society and, most of all, for the good of our failing shit-tastic careers we will systematically expel your blogs from the internet and dismantle your growing sphere of influence.

No longer will we be your birthday sluts.

No longer will TMZ’s cameras ambush us outside restaurants.

No longer will you draw cocks on our faces.

We recognize you as serious opponents and do not expect our mission to succeed in a short time frame. Regardless we will no longer tolerate you mocking members of our organization. Like Tara Reid for example, leave her alone. She’s really talented. Sure her tits are weird but she just needs the right part to showcase her abilities, You’ll see.

You have nowhere to hide. Because we are everywhere. You will have no recourse of attack because for every reality star that falls, ten more will take their place.

We are The Z-List Celebrities.

We are Legion.

We do not forgive.

WE DO NOT FORGET.

Expect us.

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drunk beaver shot

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Beaver shots have naturally, month after month, continued to be one of the most popular features here on the ol’ raincoaster blog. From Old Parliamentary Beavers to Beavers sniffed, fondled, played with by Wetmore Woman, to the cyborg perversions of the Hairy Robot Beaver, we have endeavored to bring you all the up to the minute, hot, breaking beaver shots.

Although we have never actually broken a beaver. Why, not so much as given one a rash.

Yet.

So now we bring you news of a brand new, and very sticky, moist beaver indeed. Click on for details…if you’re old enough!

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quiz: which Transformer are you?

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I didn’t do too bad despite being too old young to remember much about the original series, and having had no interest whatsoever in watching the Giant Fucking Robots Movie.

Optimus Prime

I AM
70%
OPTIMUS PRIME
Take the Transformers Quiz

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quiz: what kind of shoes are you?

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Shhhhhhhhh. Don’t tell the boss. Yet another nail upon the head quiz, except for that non-judgmental thing. Only inferior people are non-judgmental.


You Are Bare Feet


You are a true free spirit, and you can’t be tied down.

Even wearing shoes can be a little too constraining for you at times!You are very comfortable in your own skin.

You are one of the most real people around. You don’t have anything to hide.

Open and accepting, you are willing to discuss or entertain almost any topic.

You are a very tolerant person. You are accepting and not judgmental.

You should live: Somewhere warm

You should work: At your own business, where you can set the rules

quiz: what spice are you?

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Yeah, yeah, “Old Spice.” Har, har.


You Are Black Pepper


You may be considered ordinary by some, but you’re far from boring.

You elevate the mood of any discussion, and people miss you when you’re not around.

You are secretly very dominant and powerful. Most can only take you in small doses.