and what do we do with it?
That’s right. We use it to put YouTube videos in our blogs instead of writing something.
Here’s a classic from the WaybackMachine.
Category Archives: music
NIN’s head like a hole: the accordion version!
The second in our ongoing series of accordion interpretations of Nine Inch Nails songs. This is the emotionally fraught and somewhat overwrought “Head Like a Hole” from their first album, Pretty Hate Machine. Truly, there is nothing like a good, solid accordion version to put solipsistic emo thrashings in perspective, eh?
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they feel pretty, oh so pretty…
Pretty much outed, actually. Stolen from the voyeuristically delightful Celebrity Cosmetic Surgery blog, here’s a lovely little vid of before and after shots of celebrities, set to a classic tune.
Is this not the perfect place to mention that Spy reported that Angelina Jolie‘s pickup line was “Five bucks if you can guess what’s real”? That so TOTALLY would only work in LA.
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the finest piece of tabloid reporting in history
Bar none. From TMZ.
Victoria Beckham blah blah shopping blah L.A. blah blah Friday. Blah blah!
…Posh, 33, blah blah Kitson — blah blah purple dress blah, Spice blah blah photogs blah blah blah blah!
Paparazzi crush blah blah Robertson Blvd., blah blah emaciated blah blah blonde bob blah blah blah. Blah!
Sheer Genius! Also: 33? O rly??? See the site for the several PAGES of comments this post generated!
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Operation Global Media Domination: operation indemnification
Look, people, it’s FAKE. It’s not her. Now will you please either go away or read more posts on the blog?
Seriously, 960 hits yesterday, 998 hits the day before, just through searches for “Britney Spears Sex Tape” for which it appears I google rather highly (higher, indeed, than my sources).
Too bad posts tagged “Porn” don’t get counted in Top Posts; I’d own that damn list. Also: innnnnneresting that men surf for porn more on long weekends. Must be spending all that time with the family that does it!
My hits overall are up, but the fact is these literal wankers are not hanging around to contribute to the kaliedoscope of wonderment that is the ol’ raincoaster blog, nossir; they are wimping out limping out and backing out and going back to, presumably, their mothers’ basements to assuage their undying existential pain by giving it up the butt to their stuffed Wookiee yet another bleak and pointless night.
I get the sense they’re not really Digging me! Submit to raincoaster!!! If you do, she might just find a way to give you control of Britney Spears’ Sex Tape after all!
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raincoaster 