blog post o’ the day: strangeness

What a surprising topic for our inaugural Blog Post O’ The Day! Indeed, strangeness is no stranger to the ol’ raincoaster blog which I will not link up because Technorati no longer adds status per link but rather per linking blog, so perhaps I should retain my blogging rate but do each single post in a new blog, given that the time to register a new blog is perhaps 2.5 minutes but where was I?

Oh yes. On painkillers.

No doubt the readers at Valleywag are all, like, WTF and many other TLAs besides.

Where was I? Oh yes. On painkillers.

For a blogging injury, of all things.

Imagine.

Where was I?

Oh yes, about to announce the blog post of the day, the person who said, straight or wasted, what I wish I’d said at some point and, no doubt, will do, having conveniently forgotten that I’d stolen it already.

Good artists borrow. Great artists steal.

Subwayphilosophy:

The smug like to credit free will; the tragic blame the fates. There is a notable pattern throughout the history of writers, philosophers, and drunks. Reader: I happen to be all three.

I don’t care to choose between free will or fate. If I must dole this out to you, I choose chance…

 Waiting for Godot

St. Patrick’s Day Irish Jokes

St Patrick’s CatThese are the best Irish jokes you’ll hear all day, unless you go over to Smoke&Mirrors where I stole them from and read the whole whack all at once.

It should be noted (or is that “noted it should be”?) that:

I’m Irish Catholic on one side and Irish Protestant on the other, my favorite pub is the impeccably authentic Irish Heather, I host a literary gathering that meets at the Shebeen, the women of my immediate family are somewhat, and quite inconveniently from time to time, renowned for the Second Sight, my uncle goes over to Ireland on vacations to teach them how to play the fiddle, my grandfather was an infamous warlock, and there’s a Bend Sinister in the gene pool somewhere for bonus points.

So I have total Celt cred.

1586 words of the most amusing Irish jokes around over the jump. But not the leprechaun nun one. Gross!

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Fidel Castro Resigns!

Fidel Castro by Yousef Karsh
Fidel Castro, by Yousef Karsh

For Realz! Fidel Castro has resigned.

In related news, Hell has dropped to 0 degrees Kelvin.

And no, I didn’t get this off Perez(he’s dead, he’s dead, Castro is dead!)Hilton either. I got it from The Guardian:

Fidel Castro today announced his retirement as head of state of Cuba, 49 years after he seized power in an armed revolution.

With the exception of monarchs, his resignation will bring to an end the world’s longest reign in power.

The 81-year-old, who handed over power to his brother, Raúl, in July 2006 after surgery, said in a letter published on the site of the official state newspaper, Granma: “I communicate to you that I will not aspire to or accept … the position of president of council of state and commander in chief.”

Full text of the resignation over the jump.

Looks like someone needs to tell the CIA. As of 3:26am (is it really? I should be in bed) Tuesday, February 19th, the CIA World Book still doesn’t know he’s resigned.

chief of state: President of the Council of State and President of the Council of Ministers Fidel CASTRO Ruz (prime minister from February 1959 until 24 February 1976 when office was abolished; president since 2 December 1976); First Vice President of the Council of State and First Vice President of the Council of Ministers Gen. Raul CASTRO Ruz (since 2 December 1976); note – the president is both the chief of state and head of government
head of government: President of the Council of State and President of the Council of Ministers Fidel CASTRO Ruz (prime minister from February 1959 until 24 February 1976 when office was abolished; president since 2 December 1976); First Vice President of the Council of State and First Vice President of the Council of Ministers Gen. Raul CASTRO Ruz (since 2 December 1976)
cabinet: Council of Ministers proposed by the president of the Council of State and appointed by the National Assembly or the 31-member Council of State, elected by the Assembly to act on its behalf when it is not in session
elections: president and vice presidents elected by the National Assembly for a term of five years; election last held 6 March 2003 (next to be held in March 2008)
election results: Fidel CASTRO Ruz reelected president; percent of legislative vote – 100%; Raul CASTRO Ruz elected vice president; percent of legislative vote – 100%
note: due to an ongoing health problem, Fidel CASTRO Ruz provisionally transferred power to his brother Gen. Raul CASTRO Ruz on 31 July 2006 in accordance with the Cuban Constitution; Fidel CASTRO has not yet reclaimed control of the government

His health has been uncertain for more than a year, although the specific challenges he was facing have never been officially revealed, and for almost two years his brother Raúl has been effectively in charge of the country. Raúl, while no genius or revolutionary firebrand, is said to be a competent, dutiful official who is relies heavily on his brother’s vision.

Since his time in power, Castro has been praised by some for improving education and health care for the Cuban population. But critics have condemned him as a totalitarian dictator, who ran a repressive regime that quashed individual rights and carried out political executions.

Two months ago, Fidel Castro made the following public statement:

He appeared on national television saying: “My essential duty is not to cling to office nor to obstruct the rise of people much younger, but to pass on experience and ideas whose modest value arises from the exceptional times in which I lived.”

Raúl Castro is 77.

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for the love of…

You know how it ends.

Worshipping Wealth

Wuhan, China: People burn incense to worship the god of wealth at a Buddhist temple.

But if you stand too close to a red-hot star, this is what happens:

Elliot Mintz at Paris Hilton’s birthday party

[ Elliot Mintz, Paris Hilton‘s PR ]... finally succeeded in doing what publicist-watchers had long feared he would, managing to squeeze not just his nose, but his entire head and neck up his demanding client’s hindquarters.

For the love of money is the root of all evil:
which while some coveted after, they have erred from the faith,
and pierced themselves through with many sorrows
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the evil of banality

Because when you dump a bucket of buzzkill on us, what do we have left to blog about? Eh? I ask you that!

Monkey or Shoggoth

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