This is so going to make me millions

Looks like I’m going to be in the hospital and offline some of Monday and much of Tuesday; I have a wonderful procedure scheduled for Tuesday in which they dope me to the gills but leave me loopily conscious, then stick a fiberoptic cable down my throat and up my bile duct, and when they find the obstruction which is causing my liver to poison itself they will laser that fucker into oblivion. Sadly, they would not hear of installing high-speed internet, even though it’s just one more cable. Whatever.

In the meantime, here is some vintage raincoaster for your enjoyment and eddificationizationism.

Random post on raincoaster.com

YouWantAPieceOfMe jewelry because EVERYBODY wants a piece of raincoaster

The Shebeen Club, for you literary types

raincoaster media, all the social media stuff you’ll ever need. Well, not quite or you’d never need to take my classes, right?

Lolebrity: doing for Jennifer Aniston and Prince Hot Ginge what 4chan did for cats

Ayyyy.com, gently making fun of celebrities.

ManoloFood, because if there’s one thing Vancouver needs, it’s another food and beverage blog.

Paypal donation. Because eventually the hospital will cut me off morphine and then I’ll need LOTS of Hendrick’s and Bombay Sapphire.

and as a reward and bloggy sort of stocking-stuffer, here is seven minutes and thirty-some-odd seconds of Severus Snape‘s most marvelously malevolent moments:

and bonus: Snape bringing sexy back